6 Folds
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getting to where I discover the cure for stupidity,” revealed the man, refusing to leave. “It’ll have to wait ‘til next week,” declared the therapist, “That’s 300 bucks for today!” -
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She drifted away, on a warm Summer day, like veils twirling, shadows sterling, both the waves and sky; watched her disappear; growing distant more and less near, said goodbye.
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We twisted our way thru Mulholland; took Sunset Plaza to the top. We had 3 choices: down to Hollywood, or The Valley. Maggie splattered our brains into a film mogul’s Rolls-Royce.
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I have no clue why I’m telling you this. Heck, by tonight it’ll all be forgotten. Water under the bridge. Ancient history. But that skunk stink? Well, that’ll linger on for weeks.
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Guggenheim. Mary vanished one day after a pep rally, and nobody saw or heard from her, again; but her memory lives on in the hearts and minds of the people who knew and loved her.
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She stirred me…stimulated, motivated, and provoked me. Hours after we withdrew, she excited me…and thrilled me…and aroused me. ...I have no clue how I'm staying awake for this film
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The Dipsy Doodle is a new roller coaster that promises zigzag turns translating into 40 Gs of force, enough to make it feel like you’re being squashed in between 2 sheets of steel.
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Spacey LaFete lived in a Quonset hut down at the southern end of Turkey Creek, a place where the Wallahatchi once roamed...where now there are trailers filled with Rednecks.
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away, yelling at the top of her lungs, kicking a chair pillow to the floor. Anna stopped, turned, ran over, and yanked the stiletto from Limpfinger’s privates. It was a bloody
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explain to the rest of the Gang why they would never see Stymie, again. Buckwheat stood, and shouted, "It's O-TAY, Mr. Spanky, it's O-Ta.." Spanky interupted, "Will you please stop
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I like hearing her sandals shuffle gracefully along the sandy cattail-riddled path to the shoreline, and the sparkle in her eye when she first sees the surf rolling toward her.
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Kush I just shoved into the brownies had taken full effect, and it wasn’t sweet. Tons of naked senior citizens jumping into fountains, and all I want to do is pass the audition.
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"And, if I stay, what will we do?" Sarah asked. Without hesitation, Dylan replied, "Play, Lady, Play." "Come on, Bob, what else?" She begged. Dylan pondered a moment,"Slap & tickle
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euthanizing cads. I mean, humanely euthanizing cads. Because if women had their way, every Tom, Dick, and Hairy(sic) would be castrated while awake and without painkillers...
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outs to Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón...to the mole people...Santa Anna. Unfortunately, Grandma started shouting at Grandpa about the toilet
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raced over to Ginger and grabbed her by the...well...suffice it to say that ginger was more like Nutmeg (if you catch my drift). So, while nobody was looking, Gilligan went to
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actually cleaned the waffle irons and made fresh coffee-- the first time in twelve years. And it's a great place for people who have no taste buds to meet up with stupid people
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ensconcing his lack of brainpower. How terrible it is to have the strength of 50 men and the intellect of an amoeba. He loved the Chiquita banana lady. He loved the way she
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and Aunt Margery started to hyperventilate...then, without warning, she stood up straight, pull her breasts out from under her Depends and started shouting, "Screw you, Louie and
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"Okay," I cut him off, "Quite honestly, I don't care what you do; as long as you respect me, I'll respect you...and I'm into some serious shit..S & M, bondage, and ladies day tea!"