Salvation is about more than life and death.

Salvation is about more than life and death. It is about freedom from the corrupt nature and the prisons with which we create a lie of ourselves. Salvation is not having to look

back on your life & berate yourself for all the times you screwed up, cussed, cheated, lied, fornicated, stole, killed, lusted, or slept in on the Sabbath. Salvation brings hope

those without a clue. Instead, I got close to my inner-critic, if I befriend her then maybe I can find her weaknesses and start criticizing her.

So I took her out for lunch, carefully jotting down every breach of etiquette and every morsel left between her teeth. When I had collected enough criticism of her, I published a

scathing editorial about her horrifying manners and disgusting smile. It was republished in twenty seven different newspapers and I plastered the article on electrical poles in six

states. When she saw the news, she immediately filed a defamation case against me, claiming I was throwing mud on her name for political reasons. I couldn't afford a lawyer, so I

threw mud on her name for political reasons to collect donations for my fight against her unjust claims that I threw mud on her name for political reasons. That makes sense. I thou

ght that repeating myself would disengage people from political nonsense, even though sometimes it made sense. Next, muddy feces were thrown.

Ringggggggg… “Oh, wow!” cried the therapist, opening his phone and disarming the timer, “Can you believe sixty minutes went by that fast. Like a hummingbird. Zip.” “But I was just

getting to where I discover the cure for stupidity,” revealed the man, refusing to leave. “It’ll have to wait ‘til next week,” declared the therapist, “That’s 300 bucks for today!”