Finished Folds (1—20)
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5the true cruisers and those merely cruising voyeuristcally. It was also a relief to anyone who didn't want to be stuck in their first role. Brunhilda & Cookie's impromptu dance-a-
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6was counting on a few drinks to steady myself before turning over a new leaf. No more 'miscounting' strokes. But the sand traps... another Scotch persuaded me that white lies neve
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1accommodating, driving home the CDC's warnings about the dangers of associating with 'wild' rodents. Charlotte's role has yet to be cast, but rumors have suggested a guest appeara
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5ed for help, but only Lucy was nearby, and she pretended not to hear him. Charlie Brown gritted his teeth and began pumping Linus' chest. Dr. Snoopy came strolling over, and brus
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5"Calvin?! I think it's past your bedtime!" Hah! said Calvin the alien poltergeist. I will swark the glyff with one swift mifft, and the galaxy will be free forevermore! Hobbes
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4turtle, back toward the viola master, who was deliberately tensioning another bow. By the time he could explain what the problem was, the chapter had finished. Turtle was catapaul
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6Squawkers, of course, should have tried them one at a time, but was too inebriated from the vodka fumes wafting from the pickling jar. Poor Squawkers. The tasty tower of squid to
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3platoon of retro GI Joes, which had stopped functioning properly when rations became scarce. Not to be outdone, Pooh climbed into the nearest tree, for better sightlines. Rabbit
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4because they were fully-loaded, calorically speaking, and the trend was so far skewed toward the non-nutritive food substitutes. The flab-less starving glam stars revolted in 2023
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1relentless in their insistence on 'truth' - as if!!! Mere mortals gaining access to the sublime mind of I, Robot? "I'm here for my cousin, Bot," I fibbed (cousin? Bot-in-the-mirr
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2an 'accident' was 'arranged' wherein the red bell and hot chile peppers were substituted, resulting in 14 fiery pizzas delivered to 5 different locations. After the first phone ca
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5ly while singing, I inevitably drowned. This occurred so many times that the reincarnation guardians would just roll their eyes when I appeared, yet again, dripping random river p
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4depended on one's proclivities, but it was generally thought to be from the first joint of the second toe. From there, tourist ogled the pants-changing ceremony. Pants and much m
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4s into drains. 3. Close blinds before changing clothes. 4. Thou shalt not play thy vehicles' sound appliances at volumes discernible beyond. 5. Check thy fuel gauge before leavin
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3wed softly, "and I fight gravity. Also black hole impersonators, four-legged vermin, stupid dogs and impertinent people. At. Your. Service." The plumed hat was swept off his head
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11The cat's disappearance was an improvement, in some respects, tho t'was odd sharing quarters with a black hole; I missed the remote immediately, and my wife not long after that.
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4(pause)
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4The cod swelled alarmingly, but was secretly glad to be returned to its home. Why had the air creature become so irate? Dizzy from too much oxygen? Crazed from the scorching rays
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4I was more into antiques, and insisted that we leave them in their rusted perfection. We never did actually get as far as hanging it on the wall inside, because the Tin Man droole
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5and challenge each other to contests of extreme daring. It is surprisingly easy to climb up the slide wrapped around someone's leg, but sliding down the ladder can be quite painfu