42 Folds
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to replace my kneecaps with hubcaps. Nobody would be lookin' at my face with these phat rims! If I was gonna go on the lam, you can bet your bottom dollar it'd be in style. -
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success, and the kobolds had conquered the kitchen. "Put me down!" one such stupid little lizard-thing screeched. "You were adopted," I obliged.
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Dylan fretted. "I don't think my parents would appreciate you spanking their monkey," he told Sarah. "Bludgeoning it with a hammer, sure, but spanking it just doesn't seem useful."
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Little did he realize the ocean the whale was talking about was space, and the whale became super-sentient and capable of carrying an entire space-faring civilization.
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always looked forward to reading Ziggy first thing in the day; that was what the crime-fighting was really all about. But Bruce Wayne was dismayed to see Ziggy missing.
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taking a dump in the ocean, which the car displayed on her GPS. Thinking that Dr. Goodfeel was being watched during his private moments, Nurse Throbchest sped all the way to the
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Our future selves looked bored, staring down their smart phones like dullards. Sadly, our future selves no longer had feet, so it was up to our present selves to extricate from our
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the hotel down the street, unaware that Reynard the fox, hero of the French people, was back at his place, eating his parakeet and beating his dog with a sack of hammers.
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the consumption of avian abortions. "Fuck 'em all," the detective thought, wiggling his mustache. The sizzling of the fry pan soothed his weary head. Sizzle, pop-pop. Sisshh, clik.
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something something lackluster daisy backslash." Then suddenly the genie emerged from our slow cooker and said he'd grant us two and a half wishes (inflation). First we wished for
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So angry that I shouted, "MARCHING FISHES!" and a torrent of colorful fish hurled themselves out of the plumbing at my girlfriend or mother or whoever this other character is.
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It was a PM from this anime human named "SSJSephiroth666" and boy was he dreamy. Like a dismembered man bun on the veranda, I couldn't wait to see, even with my lackluster sewing.
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the Doctor Who 60th anniversay special, right alongside Frema Agumon!" He paid no attention to her as he squinted at the paper, trying to find the last "Spot the Difference" item.
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the gist of his violent misogyny and rock-stupid, turpentine-huffing playground rhetoric on late-night talk shows hosted by white nerds and their token diversity yes-men.
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And that was why Hollywood created an account on FoldingStory and said to its netizens: "Hey, wouldn't it be easier to just have AI write all your folds for you?" And FS said,
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had far better things to do than piss their time away gambling, inhaling fumes, and damaging brain cells. But NORAD, being NORAD, nuked the whales in the sky.
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cheated. He'd checked every organ this woman, and no baby. So Dr. Goodfeel rolled up his sleeves. "I was told there was a pregnancy here, and by gum it, I'm gettin' the baster!"
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on and that was the final straw for him. Unfortunately, it came too late. The excess of LSD popped his head off of his shoulders. So let this be a cautionary tale for you: Don't
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she ordered hamburgers. Charlotte opened up a fresh jar of Mayonade, the new soft drink exclusively sold at Walmart. You can find other cheap, Chinese-made, toxic trash at Walmart,
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"It's easy," said Stauff. "The paths divide the players from the rules. This happens sometimes when we play the game." Then he laughed maniacally from some place unseen. Bugs