Finished Folds (21—40)
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2a terrible headache from the symphony my wife played to me on her banjo and kazoo. I couldn't have waited another minute to
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0slipped on the black sheep that was wondering what it was doing in the dancehall in the first place. With an explosive gas attack the sheep managed to
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2I was listening to the radio when I heard a discordant noise. It was my cell phone playing the theme from
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9puked on the pathment. That jello stew that I had eaten at the pick nick was not settling well, so I opened up my glove compartment and took out
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1jumping around on their pogo sticks that come from Wal-mart or other big box stores. The colors are atrocious and the kids just can't
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2spring that was holding us back against the wooden block. I wasn't quite sure how to answer this physics conundrum but
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3eat his head! I've heard that heads make the finest stews and his head is full of beautiful nastiness so it'll surely add a kick of spice to my
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2he had reflexes of a large cat - which he was, so that made sense. His claws were pretty sharp too, and I could only imagine what I looked like with a lacerated
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3gorilla in a human suit? He showed his true self to me on our honeymoon and then bludgeoned me with a banana so when I woke up
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2But in the end I knew that security would come and behead us for starting the French Revolution. I let myself be caught because that's what the heroes do in the movies.
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3and I can't have them over until the flowers are exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July. And it's only thanksgiving! I have a half a year to
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1It smelled like something was rotting in my heart, but little did they know that my heart is actually a playground ball inserted by those guys on
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3that person had no voice at all. He could bring rainbows and daisies and unicorns out of the gloomiest days and sometimes even
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3How do I know that my flight is going to take off in time? The estimated time of arrival says two hours by my intuition says
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3that I sang counterpoint with someone outside of my immediate family. I felt slightly violated, at least in my throat. I always get embarrassed when
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1sure how to maneuver a miniature tank nor how to use the element of surprise - I failed chemistry 101 - but I decided I'd give it a try. After all, my mother used to say
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3peeing on the first passenger that came onto my bus. I knew that wouldn't solve my anger issues but at least it made for interesting TV. I love it when
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2wore sunglasses all the time because he had this rare disease where his pupils were constantly dilated. He was a hit at eye exams but the rest of the time
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0The mice liked to come out of their holes and taunt me with machine guns that were loaded with the softest brie I've ever tasted. I'm still amazed at
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2eat pudding made from the eyelashes of my ex-boyfriends. Who would have thought that