Finished Folds (41—50)
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2something glaring at me from the crack in my wall keeps me awake when I think that someone is screaming in my left ear. It's never just
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5appeared at my doorstep with a fruit cake I was a little confused. The small striped box they carried it in was nothing like the
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3eat cookies after taking a dump in the darkest corner of the dripping cave? It may glow under a blacklight but it just isn't conducive to
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2Don't underestimate the importance or excitement of a dentist visit. My dentist has eyes made of emerald and will give you a diamond toothbrush after he
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1but the one thing that was falling apart was my chest, and no amount of glue would keep my double Ds inside their housing. I couldn't help but wish
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2she'll be able to buy a new one made out of cheese from the French cheese vendor down the road. He does wonders with a bleu." " I hate
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0there came an enormous noise from the direction of the kitchen. My cook Emily had blown up the entire suffle meant for the Queen of England, but now we'd have to serve her
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2hear her sing in the middle of the night. She comes up with melodies that make you cry in happiness and scream in fear of
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2option, because I'm not much of an undertaker. I like to juggle and tell jokes and squeeze into small spaces, like clown cars, and not take people out who don't really deserve it.
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1that something will come to mind. After all, they play this game every single day and try to hope for the best. I know that I