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With butter! And ham! We're actually ON a roll! With the pickles and everything! No aspiring bottle of spoiled mustard could be happier! -
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"Dammit!" Lice had always been the unthinkable danger her witch mother had warned her lay beyond her tower, but Rapunzel had always thought they were just a made-up scare tactic.
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"What?" the students shouted in chorus. They had been awaiting the start of this class for the entirety of their pathetic lives, and now it was going all wrong. Dissatisfied, they
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Jim had gotten the best qualities out of the two of them, and John resented him for that. The Glorious War of Brotherly Rivalry raged on, intense as ever, and this battle was the
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foods that begin with P, such as popcorn, pretzels, and pop tarts. Fortunately, there are very many delicious snacks beginning with P, so there will be no uprisings disrupting the
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do not understand why they have not been exterminated by the more predatorial members of the homo sapien population, However, scientists have discovered that street musicians
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r way, then. I'll just go find another twelve-year-old boy named Neil wearing green in this school to save the magical world beyond this portal." The centaur trotted off, annoyed.
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Denis's sister rolled her eyes as she watched the revelry. Dung was perfectly all right--it was the family profession, after all--but Korean dancing on Youtube? Unacceptable.
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decision not to call the hospital, instead bandaging the wounds himself. The hospital staff would be too suspicious. They would ask about the dogs of war, and it would all go down
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are all gone." Lady Luck frowned. "That's very, ah, unfortunate of you, Miss Fortune. Are you sure you're feeling quite all right." "Perfectly all right," she replied. Just then
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arsenic. It would kill the giraffe. Not that that was a bad thing, of course. Giraffes weren't to be trusted, like the rest of the universe. And the authors of this story.
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weird a time than that. 11:67? 42:08? Something weird like that. Weird. It's a good word, weird. Really overlooked, in a weird way. I like being weird. Weirdness is my soul.
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scream at the television in frustration, but that wasn't even close to what this commander-in-chief made you feel. Everything was going to be all right after all. World War Three
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had gotten him into trouble with the law. Insanity couldn't be much worse than that, now could it? Actually, he thought with a sigh. Yes, it could. Much, much worse. Because
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the girl who'd taken his boyfriends away. Maybe God just hates me, he thought with a sigh. Or hurricanes. Both were distinct possibilities.
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out. Grrr. Now she'd never get her special kiss. Though this was pretty far away from a fairy tale. There was a lot mroe drunkenness and bad splelling than the grims woulod allouw.
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began to itch, but that wasn't important. The world was at peace. It was a new universal order. And the first thing everyone did was buy Ted free drinks.
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. "er... brains." Ding. " 'Brains' is not a letter, Mr. John. You are disqualified." Next up was Vampire Rowena, who was swiftly eliminated for replacing W with V in "weariness."
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and go bother a lesser superhero. I'm sick of you." Twiddler's face fell. All his life had been building up to this moment and now he had to settle for being a 2nd-rate nemesis? No
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the debris, blissfully unaware of its radioactive nature. There was no one there to warn the fish it would turn it into a time bomb, as its owner had been previously, so no one did