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Hazel was declared winner. She ruled over the wolf pack with an iron fist (or claw, rather). -
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I run, run, run. Running naked is incredibly freeing. -
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bols? It could only have been a trap. But Fluffy couldn't resist the delicious waft of processed cat food, and stepped into the magic circle despite all her instincts. She took a b -
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Me luck! I hoped that in Russia I could find some friends who were more open-minded, but unfortunately, this was not the case. -
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n with the synchronised swimming. They all danced and swam deep into the night. -
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..." I nodded off, letting the teachers droning about pyramid's fade into the background. -
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used them to euthanise my poor old grandma. Flesh eating flowers are good for that sort of thing. We held the funeral on a Wednesday morning. -
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YA lit werewolf. It means I don't really kill anyone or anything, I just run around shirtless a lot and sometimes turn into a dog." -
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escaping this turtle shell! It's getting real sweaty in here!" Peach was released from her prison, her wish granted. -
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"This is exactly what I wanted! Thanks Santa!" I put on the luxuriously soft underpants, sighing contentedly. Maybe this Christmas wouldn't suck after all. -
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He sent me a bucket of flowers the size of a swimming pool and a whole marching band to tell the bad news. That Lemmy! I'll always miss him. -
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d Jamie to go sniff the vegetables when they were perfectly ripe, so they would appreciate the art of veggie sniffing. -
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I squeezed my eyes shut. I'd always hated airplanes, but at least I had someone next to me this time. Even if she wasn't all too fond of me. -
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You are reborn again. Again. Again. Again. Again. From tomb to womb, forever. -
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Would I ever get to see my beloved kitty, Sniffles, again? I wondered if cats were given visitation rights.