Finished Folds (21—40)

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  it was then I noticed her beard and realised that she was noy what she seemed, but then neither was I, did she know that I had a third nipple, was that what all this was about, she

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  2011-02-16 12:10:47

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  then he could sing as he danced, proclaiming loudly as he spun wildly about his room, I am free, free to laugh, to live, free to dance and to sing, free to wear mums pantyhose if I

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 12:07:33

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  but betrayal of what, that seemed to be the question that no one had the balls to ask, what does any of this mean, is this just the mutterings of one who, wrongly thinks they are

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  2011-02-16 12:04:07

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  on many an occasion, watching as it slowly decomposed before my eyes, delighting in the changes not only in colour but in texture too, you couldnt see anything this good on tv any

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:59:53

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  of course we welcome the democratic process that has begun this day in egypt, said mrs clinton, just because we supported the despotic ruler who undermined this process and killed

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:55:53

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  dominance of the planet, will you now be offering a grovelling apology for your treatment of cuba and its peoples over the years that you have relentlessly targetted it leaders and

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:52:38

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  prodigious was the word she used to describe her ability to procreate with any member of the male species that she so much as looked at, slut was the four letter word that I would

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:49:31

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  obsessed and besotted offspring have been enslaved by him. if they knew that it was a dastardly plan by the ultra beiberians from the planet bland to infect their youthful progeny

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:46:35

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  moral complacency that it was currently plagued by, but phil the pill as he had become known to his inner circle had a cunning plan, he was going to put the next batch of his most

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:43:26

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  the illuminated ones would grant him entry into the brotherhood of the eternally damned, and he knew that he wanted to be eternally damned, it was all he had ever wanted, to bathe

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:40:27

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  yes these jewels in the crown of family jewels, and god knows his family needed all the jewela they could muster. he blamed the revolution for this predicament, bloody bolsheviks!!

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:37:20

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  found that in doing so his head became stuck to the bubble that he had just blown, he realised that bubbles looked totally different viewed this close up, he marvelled at the way

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:34:05

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  wearing high heels, fishnet tights and what looked like a gas mask, though I could not be sure as he had finished off his ensemble with a malfunctionin invisibility cloaking device

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-02-16 11:31:25

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  replied in an automated voice, collect call, I paused and asked the terrible question that hung unspoken in the void between us, what are you here to collect?

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-01-22 08:47:38

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  only young brains would suffice their feeding frenzied minds, eternal youth was their goal, the chairs screamed as they neared the mall, panic ensued as the security staff fled,and

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  2011-01-22 08:42:55

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  five litres of delicious dairy ice cream and no one to share it with, what a shame!she realised that this was one problem that she could solve on her own, she settled down and ate.

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-01-22 08:36:58

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  but that was ok, being a vegetarian, his failings in that department never bothered her, it was the bloodied rags, and axe that she found hidden that caused her problems, what was

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-01-22 08:32:55

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  but that toilet was fast, before i knew what was happening it had gathered speed and was gone inti the hot dusty night, why did this stuff always happen to me, i looked around and

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-01-22 08:28:02

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  languages were not his strong point, no matter how long he stared at the piece of paper in his hand he could not make head nor tail og what was written there, it seemed to be a new

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-01-22 08:24:49

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  snipla shara new that the boob dible contained all the perceived wisdom of the degenerative classes, if only she had learned to read she thought, then she would have been able to,

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  bazookajoe

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  2011-01-20 04:14:36