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We're a group of adventurers that travels

  • We're a group of adventurers that travels across continents and through centuries in a helium balloon combating the League of Darkness - a conspiracy of powerful aristocrats who

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  • never fail to fail. Sometimes I wonder if I should just not show up to fight them to see if they screw it up without us, but changing history is no joke, even if it means I miss

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  • out on a free apple fritter. Instead, he will urinate on a blanket and toss it on a smoke bomb. Maybe the Chinese will finally see him as he really was, a monster priest with

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  • absolutely no meaningful means of participating in the conversation, relying upon too many non sequitors. Instead, Bill took his pee-soaked blanket and suffocated himself.

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  • Much like this method of creating a story-line. But, now that Bill is out of the way, maybe progress can be made. So: It was a dark and story night, once upon a time, when

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  • I was listening to my favorite Toto song... "Africa." Suddenly it dawned on me, was Toto better than Hall & Oates?

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  • The contemplation made me Hungry like a Wolf. So I ran, I ran so far away, until I met some men without hats who left skidmarks on my heart. Until the phone rang and the operator

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  • replied in an automated voice, collect call, I paused and asked the terrible question that hung unspoken in the void between us, what are you here to collect?

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  • "Oh, nothing too important." the voice answered. It sent a chill down my spine, but this call was too important. "Okay." "Excellent," the voice answered. I felt a coldness run down

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  • and I turned around to see what it was. It was a Gatorade shower. My team had won! I got back on the phone and told the telemarketer to go call someone who's NEVER win a Super Bowl

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