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That will cost you 1500 yen." I shook my head, my thoughts clouded by the Strawberry Quick coursing through my veins. I reached into my pockets to -
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earlobes. She threw her head back to shake the sparkling dew from her shining raven hair. I slipped out of my pantsuit to join her in the pool of deliciously chilly water. She
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imed. There was no way in hell I'd be stuck in here. My gaze wandered to a small panel set in the wall near my feet, was there something behind it? I furiously clawed at the panel
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he could never go back to his husband. What would he think of him? 'I must appear more dignified for our date' he thought. Tonight was a big night, he and his husband were going to
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So I ran home and holed myself up in my Closet of Solitude to mull over my current predicament. I could either stay where I was or face my problem. Staying where I was sounded
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...to play this game" he said. "you must...jump up and down and...moo like a cow" I looked at him quizzically. "You then must...hop on one...foot and exclaim that you are...the
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He was visited at night by a magic love fairy that would guide him to find his soulmate. He listened carefully to her advice and promptly slathered himself in molten bison fat,
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dawned. One without the evil Klutzy Kutting Klan. The people from then on lived without the fear that their hair would kut into horrendous styles. The End :')
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"Here lies the body of Edward Shakooftuplenetzer. His last name was too strange and such a hassle to spell, the people killed him so they didn't have to put up with this nonsense"
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While Grandma lay writing in agony on the floor, the rest of them went about scooping up the errant chili that had splattered on the wall and floor. Completely disregarding grandma
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boy band shoved their instruments into the bums of anthropomorphic sweet potatoes. Chaney could not exactly comprehend the strangeness of what hit him next. It was a large
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the siphoned blood of short Asian women. You can also serve Swedish meatballs with the entrails of a slaughtered puppy. There are many ways to serve them. In France, they are serve
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had to be broken into 5 smaller pieces in order to fit in a non-conspicuous crate. It wasn't standard that the bodies be frozen for so long, but they had to save enough to create a
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I sighed as I cracked my knuckles. I had been up all night writing my Judge Judy fan fiction. I was sure it was gonna be a big hit. The only thing left was to post it,
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A group of scantily clad women seethed up to them and stuffed wads of galactic-ones into their g-strings. They responded by writhing their bodies in an erotic dance and made them
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. He continued by saying "Your armpit perspiration is also harvested by tiny people of the fae kingdom and it is used to power their cities. When you think about it, it's truly
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mines. She was a beautiful creature with a stunning figure and a positively voluptuous booty. She would make the coal miners swoon as she walked, her bottom covered in coal dust,
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stepped across the threshold of the now shattered door. He raised a water gun and demanded to see all the cash available. The people inside the building screamed for help, there wa
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He tried getting surgery to get it removed, but whenever he said a word with the letter 'S' everyone would make fun of him. This left him lonely and without friends.
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It had been a dark and rainy night. Thunder clapped across the inky sky. Heath walked along the cobbled path, thinking to himself: