Finished Folds (201—220)
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7a farm, eieio (x2) & on that farm he had a subsidy eieio, with a ching ching here & a ching ching there, here a ching, there a ching, everywhere a ching ching. Old McDonald had
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1A burger contains a little piece of dozens of cows. It's like when olde-timey hostage-takers would send you a finger in the mail to assert their dominance, except I'm hungry and
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4like my glass eye, but my glass eye isn't what's clogging our drain, is it, young lady?
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5that mockingbird, what an incessant chirper. The blonde left her iPod on yesterday and now the bird's singing french electronica too. She aimed a blowgun at the culprit, the fury
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4, the birdbath was drier than a bag of tuna flakes, and the songbirds were parched. "Word shan't get out, Lynn," Shannon said. She chained her realtor to the Fame chamber's furnace
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5on the other station?" The creator tuned in to Alt Univ 4XM. There, discordant youths screamed about alienation. "Ungrateful punks. I gave them sunsets and Dr. Pepper." The creator
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9Why must love be a battlefield? You try to procreate and BOOM genital mutilation. Poor Dennis. Luckily, Kim packed napkins, so she was able to sop up all the
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6drowning the focus group in the cleansing fires of Mustafar, but they were shifty. George Lucas had an idea. What if he skipped ahead to Episode 10? Episode 7 would be a prequel
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6"No, Abby, 'twas perfection," said the teacher. We were reading aloud from "The Jungle 2: Lunch Break," Upton Sinclair's descent into blood lust. I read on: "Gamy, fetid strips of
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3An intranational knockoff, no doubt. He chose to donate his body to science instead. Per common knowledge, all scientists stack pancakes like the Tower of Babel. Syrup physicists
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5stop rubbing it in mixed company. And trim those hairs, you manimal. I know this pep talk devolved quickly, but let's be real, you have a donghonker and it's on your face. Own it.
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5You've reached the choose-your-own RPG save point. Proceed to fold 4 to chat up the barmaids and level up your charm meter. Or, warp straight to fold 10 and
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0O, combatir las llamas con llamas (es broma). ¿Su mamá es una llama? Si es así, ella puede luchar contra las llamas también. Llámala y dile que traiga un extintor de incendios.
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3watching Charmin bears wipe themselves on TV. This scat porn was legal why? Momma Bear was tired of this war on traditional family values. Baby Bear asked. "Isn't "bear" indecent?"
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5of the lucky ones who divorced her rich ass and lived to tell the tale. But my "half" haul included her self-portraits. They floated, as if possessed. Her wretched visage haunted
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6actual nourishment. All chicken soup can't be for the soul, now. The indigenous blokes said, "Pepperoni pizza? You artists make us cannibals sick. The pig is a sacred prophet of
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2That was the bros; PS4 users had no $ left for anti-alien missiles and met the XBoxers' fate. Nintendo fanboys fled the aliens' sterility experiments to Japan. Miyamoto fought off
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3weary of this "ground deity" rubbish, but the Great Chicken didth riseth. It fed on the believers because perished food is gross. Hen of Troy curtsied for her zombie lord, a classy
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4"Teach me the ways of arcane magic," I begged her. The old lady ran off, chanting, "Chil', this is a smoking jacket, not a blesséd garment. If you wanna bug a real sorcerer, go to
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12So, she tattooed reminders for me on Colin Kaepernick's arm. While watching the NFC Championship, I noticed fresh ink: "Milk, eggs, operation. XOXO." I took a big sip of Natty and