Finished Folds (481—500)
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5was a golden wet blanket who spoke in tongues, and the other was spunky and smelled like Kenny Baker. Maybe that Porkins fellow is a droid in disguise. We'll pull no punches to
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6-ed the elevator's speaker for its humdrum tunes. The daily cabin-to-hull commute felt vacuous. Buddy stowed away on the FSS Mandible to study music's effect on deep space veggies
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2y horse out for a gallop. It evaporated into a cloud of fluff and splinters, another casualty of this wild dragon chase. Ken Kesey cast his lure into the dragon's mouth and was dr
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5The brand below my shackle read 'XB-130', so that would be my new name. A lion roared beyond the dungeon walls. A door opened. "You there, take this spear. The crowd wants blood.
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2"You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how to refuel an escadrille mid-flight, Commander" I politely replied. He was an English major who got into commanding
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3We went skitchin' through the park the other night. Edward's girlfriend got Land Rover exhaust all in her face. It was hella romantic though, bruh. Edward was driving the car that
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3f pink slime in fun shapes proves that the shape of food affects nutrition. The crescent form of a banana just screams “potassium.” Mold burgers into tofu-like, LFTB-friendly cubes
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3the time it takes to say, "Pass ma's casserole." Just stare at the backs of heads; the backs of minds is where your vague existence lingers. Step 2: Mind Editing. A cosmic red pen
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6mbled about why he was using the loo in front of them. The lecturer replied, "I'm just poking holes in your so-called 'reality'. The winds I just blew? Jupiter's winds, Professor."
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1front of the windmill. Drive a cart erratically into the birthday boy's group at Hole 4. Take a leak in the mini waterfall. Even a child-sized club can ward off employees when they
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4" Gasps abounded. "Apatosaurus" was synonymous with hog offal in the Jurassic cuisine business. Dad faced the shareholders. "I swear our Brontosaurus burgers are forelimb-lickin go
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5A whale swallowed him in the 1850s, which explains his odor and fashion. He criss-crossed his heart, saying, "Priesthood or ladies, give me a sign." The modern landlubber bar scene
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4on the wound. "I can make you as tubby, unibrowed, and pipe smoking as I wish, Mona, so play nice." Da Vinci was an Audobon at heart. Women sell art, but the trees were the stars.
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2Coin collectors topped the incumbent Swedish Pirate Party's Most Wanted list. Agneta Christoffer was shanghaied; her beloved pesos de ochos and obverse display cases were pilfered.
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5the Ocelot A Cappella Society'll purr those bothers into remission. Their words mean nothing more than "meow" to an animal like you, but they bring great honor to Hello Kitty-sama
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3"Maybe the General's having another of his affairs," said Admiral Reisenschein. "FOREIGN affairs." We conspired to get him more sleep. The Covert Ops team unplugged his alarm clock
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7consumption of calamari, and not being dead. This ol' seabeast has a mind to show you mercy, Pauly Shore, on one condition." "What's that, lawyer Kraken? Tentacle eroti-" "NO! Just
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8The neuroscientist aboard the hovercraft thought they said "amygdala", so she played along. "Lligui seva llengua al voltant del meu cervell. Fer cada pols nostre petit secret."
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9locked in on his feeding tube and malevolent feline teeth punctured it until carbo paste leaked everywhere. "I hope you're allergic to malnutrition too," Kitty said, licking paste
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6Not even locker rooms are free from the tyranny of peer pressure and jealousy these days. Josie decided to stop showering after PE, which led to stank, more name-calling, and even