Finished Folds (321—340)
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3thing? Still, I realised that I was acting overly defensive out of embarrassment. Later that day, I took her aside and apologised, then asked how I could do better in the future.
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5downfall. Desire me, seduce me, let me into your home. Let your guard down; relax. While you're asleep I'll rob you blind and make myself rich. Ah, the life of a femme fatale!
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1The cops took the Easter Bunny in for questioning. Handcuffed and humiliated, the Bunny pressed his paw into the ink pad and then onto his new criminal record. The questioning went
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4curse wrought upon them. But they'd been trapped in the hard, soulless plastic for so long that everyone had to relearn how to be a human again. It didn't come naturally anymore.
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2His plans had gone a-muck so he decided to free the duck. The man went and hired a truck, though the bird cried, "you suck!". He said, "listen here, you little f-"
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7boulder from rolling down the hill, so I leapt out of the way and let it tumble down the cliff-face. It dropped into the ocean below with an almighty, deafening splash.
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3wearing purple cats-eye glasses and cat tights. He straightened his tie and cleared his throat self-consciously. "U-uh, hello there, ma'am - sir - uh," he stuttered awkwardly.
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4The receptionist there jabbered at me in Mandarin. She spoke no English, and I had 0 Chinese. I pointed to the stump where my arm was and said, "arm, arm!" If Organs-R-Us wouldn't
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7sniffing will be the only viable form of entertainment for the young people, and everyone knows the nasty things that paint fumes do to your brain.
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4I grinned widely and strolled from the doctor's office. The receptionist called out to me, but I didn't stop. I had very important business to attend to, things they wouldn't get.
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4their life's purpose / But their minds were just a blank surface / The cows, they mooed, so melancholy / They did not realise they were holy / In religions such as Hinduism /
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2exit this uncomfortable conversation. He glanced around the room and spotted the window. "Bye!" he exclaimed, and ran towards the window. He leapt through it, shattering the glass.
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7I wailed. Big, fat tears rolled down my cheeks, splashing onto the foam play-mat beneath me. My pacifier slipped from my mouth and bounced away, which made me wail harder.
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5His night had started at the local pub with a pint of beer. Then Heath had met up with some friends, had dinner together, then gone to watch the game. What happened after? He did
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8im, he thought as he spread the grout across the newly tiled floor. He'd gone for a classic black matte tile, interspersed with pops of turquoise to create a focal point. Stunning.
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5and glared at her with its flat silver eye. Mrs. Max placed a peg over her nostrils, tossed the fish into the pan and began frying up dinner. The family complimented her cooking.
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2the stalk splattered as if it'd been liquefied. Deep maroon plant matter dripped down her face and torso. The broad green leaf was limp, pathetically flopped on the kitchen bench.
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6He took the box down from a shelf and shook the cereal into his favourite breakfast bowl. Then he splashed a generous amount of milk and savoured the sound of cereal absorbing it.
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5Bob slumped onto his office desk. He was at a complete loss for the first time in his career. His mind whirled with images of ripe, juicy tomatoes, dripping with flavour.
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4subscribed immediately and were treated to weekly video updates on his cute kitty antics.