Finished Folds (81—100)
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3plaque with my name embossed in glossy, gold lettering. Making that crater had been the best accident I'd ever caused - I became a minor internet celebrity shortly afterwards.
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6He couldn't afford to pay all of the elves the minimum wage, so his present factory would be in enormous trouble if the elves unionised. Santa wrote a letter to the head of the
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5Barnes fished for the match box in his jacket pocket. He inhaled the revolting air and made up his mind. He struck the match against the strip once, twice, and the flame took. With
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6to himself as he carefully re-positioned the blaster cannon on his shoulder, fixing the crosshairs onto the sun. "It's time to say goodnight," Barnes said darkly.
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5politician stroked his chin thoughtfully and handed a fistful of cash over to the Sun. She tucked it into her pocket and shook hands with the dodgy pollie, then abandoned the Earth
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5I gots better things ter do anyhows." Earl shuffled over to his favourite armchair. He kicked off his boots, slid into his slippers and switched on The Bold and the Beautiful.
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4vanished from the world's stage. I hear she's moved to a little cottage in the mountains where she paints pictures of the local bird life. Maybe she'll finally feel at peace.
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6protrusion. I placed my hand on the bright fuchsia petals, which were still sticky from egg membrane. The Venusaur looked up at me with wide, trusting eyes.
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2upon the glistening evidence of my bravery. Well, I let them think that. I knocked Shark Lady out with a dose of chloroform and yanked one row of her teeth out. But the surfers
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5and the snot from his nose with the back of his elegantly embroidered sleeve. Excalibur sliced through the build-up of poop easily and soon the Royal Loo was flushing again.
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2To put it simply, I am your bitch." He gave an exaggerated, sweeping bow and knelt by the princess' feet. Sarcinia regarded the strange man with distaste. "As Princess, it is my
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3the script of Bee Movie. "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly..." it read. "TURN IT OFF!" I screamed, smashing the machine.
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3fluttered to the laptop, perched on top of the screen and let a brown squirt trickle down the screen and onto the keys. Bruno's owner shouted and lunged at the budgie, who was
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5kneaded the dough. One of his apprentice bakers shouted the backing lyrics, which only encouraged George more. He moved through his repertoire, continuing on to "I Knead You Now".
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4had been ignoring the pounding headache which wracked the back oh his skull. He was as surprised as the rest of the bar's patrons when his eyes rolled back and he collapsed.
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3jack about literature," Marv sighed. He looked at the heavy tome in front of him and steeled his resolve. "Right. Okay. I'm in. What is it that you want me to do?" His companion
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7and gently wrapped them around my throat. "Uh, Amanda," I said, "it's my collarbone that's broken, not my neck." She smiled sweetly and pulled the bandages tight. "I know, sweets."
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3Evidently, he'd never made it to the distant mountains. He was right here in the dining room, served up as a meal. I shuddered and pushed the plate away. Vern had been a gross old
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2computer chip dictating their every desire? One man decided to find out. He enlisted his GP for assistance and had an illicit operation performed to remove the chip. When he woke,
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3ask around. "Have you seen Rex?" he asked. "He's 15, lanky, really loves cats." This was often met with confusion, to which he would clarify that Rex is, indeed, his human brother.