Finished Folds (81—100)
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5The flatulent rat soared through the stratosphere and past the stars, eventually landing on the dusty, red surface of Mars. The rat scrabbled in the dirt and burrowed beneath the
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5the circle of life. Even if it does mean that a few people meet a grisly end at the monstrous paws of a mountain predator. Well, what goes around comes around, I suppose.
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6struggled from under the covers and stumbled into the kitchen. I blinked the sleep from my eyes and stared at the figure frying bacon on my stove top. "Oh - it's just you."
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2huddled in a corner of the paddock plotting their vengeance, and the Steven steaks were plentiful. Wait. I glanced over at the herd, who noticed me looking and shuffled away.
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6were gonna spring into my trap." Fudgey caught the errant slinky in one enormous flipper and flung it into the ocean, dooming it to an eternity of loneliness and rust.
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3plaque with my name embossed in glossy, gold lettering. Making that crater had been the best accident I'd ever caused - I became a minor internet celebrity shortly afterwards.
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6He couldn't afford to pay all of the elves the minimum wage, so his present factory would be in enormous trouble if the elves unionised. Santa wrote a letter to the head of the
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5Barnes fished for the match box in his jacket pocket. He inhaled the revolting air and made up his mind. He struck the match against the strip once, twice, and the flame took. With
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6to himself as he carefully re-positioned the blaster cannon on his shoulder, fixing the crosshairs onto the sun. "It's time to say goodnight," Barnes said darkly.
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5politician stroked his chin thoughtfully and handed a fistful of cash over to the Sun. She tucked it into her pocket and shook hands with the dodgy pollie, then abandoned the Earth
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5I gots better things ter do anyhows." Earl shuffled over to his favourite armchair. He kicked off his boots, slid into his slippers and switched on The Bold and the Beautiful.
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4vanished from the world's stage. I hear she's moved to a little cottage in the mountains where she paints pictures of the local bird life. Maybe she'll finally feel at peace.
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6protrusion. I placed my hand on the bright fuchsia petals, which were still sticky from egg membrane. The Venusaur looked up at me with wide, trusting eyes.
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2upon the glistening evidence of my bravery. Well, I let them think that. I knocked Shark Lady out with a dose of chloroform and yanked one row of her teeth out. But the surfers
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5and the snot from his nose with the back of his elegantly embroidered sleeve. Excalibur sliced through the build-up of poop easily and soon the Royal Loo was flushing again.
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2To put it simply, I am your bitch." He gave an exaggerated, sweeping bow and knelt by the princess' feet. Sarcinia regarded the strange man with distaste. "As Princess, it is my
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3the script of Bee Movie. "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly..." it read. "TURN IT OFF!" I screamed, smashing the machine.
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3fluttered to the laptop, perched on top of the screen and let a brown squirt trickle down the screen and onto the keys. Bruno's owner shouted and lunged at the budgie, who was
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5kneaded the dough. One of his apprentice bakers shouted the backing lyrics, which only encouraged George more. He moved through his repertoire, continuing on to "I Knead You Now".
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4had been ignoring the pounding headache which wracked the back oh his skull. He was as surprised as the rest of the bar's patrons when his eyes rolled back and he collapsed.