Finished Folds (101—120)
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2To put it simply, I am your bitch." He gave an exaggerated, sweeping bow and knelt by the princess' feet. Sarcinia regarded the strange man with distaste. "As Princess, it is my
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3the script of Bee Movie. "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly..." it read. "TURN IT OFF!" I screamed, smashing the machine.
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3fluttered to the laptop, perched on top of the screen and let a brown squirt trickle down the screen and onto the keys. Bruno's owner shouted and lunged at the budgie, who was
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5kneaded the dough. One of his apprentice bakers shouted the backing lyrics, which only encouraged George more. He moved through his repertoire, continuing on to "I Knead You Now".
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4had been ignoring the pounding headache which wracked the back oh his skull. He was as surprised as the rest of the bar's patrons when his eyes rolled back and he collapsed.
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3jack about literature," Marv sighed. He looked at the heavy tome in front of him and steeled his resolve. "Right. Okay. I'm in. What is it that you want me to do?" His companion
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8and gently wrapped them around my throat. "Uh, Amanda," I said, "it's my collarbone that's broken, not my neck." She smiled sweetly and pulled the bandages tight. "I know, sweets."
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3Evidently, he'd never made it to the distant mountains. He was right here in the dining room, served up as a meal. I shuddered and pushed the plate away. Vern had been a gross old
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2computer chip dictating their every desire? One man decided to find out. He enlisted his GP for assistance and had an illicit operation performed to remove the chip. When he woke,
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3ask around. "Have you seen Rex?" he asked. "He's 15, lanky, really loves cats." This was often met with confusion, to which he would clarify that Rex is, indeed, his human brother.
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5sharing his native homeland's traditional culture was booted out alongside him. "But I live to dance," Hampton squeaked sadly. "One day, they'll understand what they're missing."
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4boom echoed through the room. The waffle had collided with the fire extinguisher, which toppled over into the microwave. The following explosion was relatively small, but in the
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7fired finger guns at it. "Pew, pew," I said despondently. My impending death was really sucking the fun out of the whole situation.
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4unable to voice my accusations. Buddha stepped out from my mouth and inclined his head graciously. "My child," he said, taking my hands in his, "you must escape this plane."
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8was only one last thing I could think of to try. I strapped my teddy bear into the passenger seat and drove to the hospital. "Help, teddy's suicidal," I told the triage nurse.
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3of musical chairs any longer. Seriously, how old do you think I am, Dad? I'm SEVEN! I'm way beyond musical chairs. Everyone knows that musical chairs is out and octopus tag is in.
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9from that unsolved murder case." He scratched his chin thoughtfully and scribbled on his notepad. I peered over his shoulder and read. 'do anover murder ???', he had written.
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4shins repeatedly. There's nothing quite like a solid kick to the tibialis anterior for causing immediate pain and bruising.
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6blowing up my phone at 3 in the morning. I decided to answer it, seeing as I was awake anyway. "Hey, Todd," I mumbled into the receiver. "James, my love," he crooned. "How are ya?"
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13in horror, their rotting lips curled upwards in disgust. The fetid stench emanating from my armpits repelled all of the rancid, decaying zombies until I was standing alone in the