Finished Folds (41—60)
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2wasn't LOLing. I wasn't even "L"ing silently. I could just not reply and hope she didn't start calling every five minutes like last night. Crazy women are so attractive until
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5illness. It's just a thing I do when I want to feel young again." She thought she had him convinced. The Doc continued to study her temples and pushed his thumbs into the base of
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3something grabbed it and pulled it up. The gas canister was moving UP at an alarming rate of speed. Was I standing upside down? Where were the mirrors? What did I take last
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6"I'm feeling lonely even though we are in the same room. How are you feeling about us?" I just about lost it! The game is on, I hid it so well, "I'm feeling great, badger...um I
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6. She's certain he screwed it up and lost the screw. He's defending his manhood with everything he has. The IKEA employees take bets on which one will come back yelling. Dale is
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7through the brush trying to scare up anything that would move. His hands were steady, his crossbow loaded and cocked. A brown recluse lowered itself onto his shoulder. It moved
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2Johann was taking the low road, no meringue, no lattice crust, just slap it and count it. He had made 60 pies an hour in the last contest. The Cafe-bot had four arms and all were
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1emerges from the amp. I'm lost in the music and didn't notice the next competitor approaching the stage. He carried a keyboard built into his prosthetic arm! No way! He hit it with
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1second name, it's M-I-I-E-R." I turned to my teached with my little 6 yr-old grin. She was NOT amused and gave me a big red mark on my paper. She was going to keep me late again
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5I know we agreed to wait until the end of the club meeting before we dig into the snacks, but if I lean in and quietly take one oreo, they'll never notice. I grabbed one and bit in
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3n the left and soon after a field of beets on the right. He knew just where he was. His smell was acute. Cramps were setting in and the mailbag seemed smaller. He had to find a
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3The Clover family lay sleeping unaware of the pending infestation. Cockroaches climbed up the bed posts and onto the blankets... William sat straight up. Whew, that was close,
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6ime. Yes, it was high time alright to eat the toast and stop wasting time complaining! Just slap some jam on it. I had their attention now. My boss looked at me and reached for
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3only one chance to stop them! "Turn the music off!" Feynmann took the last black hole that existed in the entire universe and set it in the middle of Universal Studio lot #9. He
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4real threat in his voice. He sounded like a kid. The cold was affecting his groin and his voice. "I would, but then I'd have to kill you." I replied smuggly. I didn't dare show
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4and shoved me into a big black bag. The lead "stormtrooper" laughed and said "We're going to get our full pensions now!" They drove who they thought was George Lucas to their
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6Usually I keep my big vocabulary to myself. If I don't my friends think I'm speaking another language and start playing games on their phones and ignoring me. I get all weird and
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9He finished explaining why every time he sees a cop pull up to the light, he goes into a rant. Ethan glanced at me and said,"Why do you prod? I just watched myself lean into
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4her Niece, her two sisters, her first husband, her lost boys and her English teacher. Having only one arm kept her safe. She didn't look like she could defend herself, so they
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0dome. GPS doesn't work on the moon. It's easy to make a wrong turn and end up retracing your own footprints. I looked at the prints. "These belong to Madam Swift. She has the only