Finished Folds (21—40)
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6The novel will be the story of all of the people in a certain tenement block, told from the perspective of the plumber, who is also an opera singer. It's called "He's Got Pipes".
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5Morag McDoone just ran over those annoying people with her car. It served them right. As she was plowing down a sidewalk one day a piece of paper stuck on her windshield. It read
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4battalion of neon-colored stripper outfits, tasseled and glittering. The outfits put themselves onto the mobsters. Their mouths said no but their bodies said yes, dancing seductive
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4olved, but his motto was "Never get involved" so he was really torn. He decided to fake his own death and move to another country where he could lay low. However, when he got to
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2Then he started thinking about overpopulation and he got depressed and started shooting up. He died a childless heroin addict but his book "Generations" became an instant classic.
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9a full inch shorter than before. "Take that!" said Merlin, but Arthur didn't mind at all, if fact he was happy because it brought him closer to his beloved pond creatures. "Look
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3First Frenchman. "Freedom!" the First Frenchman fumed, getting good and grumpy. Gertrude held his hand heavenward and hailed him a hero. "He is incredible! Indispensable!" If it is
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9Once when Trump was in Russia, he paid a couple of hookers to pie on him. Because you know in Russia woman don't just walk around carrying pie like they do in the US. Then another
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2The 31st century was just like the 13th century, because time is like a yo-yo. The one difference was grunge music, which rocked so hard it broke the laws of physics. The teacher
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9BUSTER: Didn't your mother teach you any manners? CLARA: I just had him yesterday... BABY: Gimme my money! (doorbell rings, Clara answers) GIRL SCOUT: Buy some cookies or else!
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5they also loved doing math because dogs had evolved a lot by 2163. All day they sat around in their evening wear, eating beef jerky, doing math proofs and discussing philosophy.
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8nurse said, and turned off my cartoons. I woke up in the padded cell. I must have been dreaming I was Elmer Fudd again. I don't know why the hospital lets me keep my rifle.
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5the Cajun restaurant, but it was Mardi Gras time and they mistook him for a kid in a wolf suit and wouldn't let him in without an ID. The wolf thought he might find some chicken in
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3took revenge on him right then and there, thus securing her place in Heaven. Aunty Agony then got on her skateboard and did tricks on hand rails until a security guard ran her off.
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6at some object or person, a second object or person performed some action that may or may not have affected the protagonist in some way. The protagonist said something witty and/or
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2ever mind. The point is that learning that he was not a woman was a major revelation, and he wondered why nobody had ever mentioned it to him before. No wonder he had such trouble
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5hours of commentary about whether or not she would lead her team to the Super Bowl. The Amazon woman who had awakened inside her guaranteed victory and trash talked everybody. When
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3Ever since she was a child, Felicia had always wanted to be a succubus, but her parents wanted her to become a worker on offshore drilling platforms. Sometimes they would tell her
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4with one of those lifelike sex dolls. She praised me a lot, but her blank expression made me question her sincerity. When I spanked her she admitted she had been a naughty girl.
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4Transformers Gang, who would raise their fists into the air and shout in unison "Transform!", and then run off and get into their cars and drive away. They never won a single fight