Finished Folds (41—60)
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3bullet points, color coding, multiple levels of indentation, you name it. He hung his lists all over the walls and ceiling, a happy reminder that every minute detail of his life
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4"Perhaps another time," Wells told the prostitute. Right now he needed to pay a call on Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Only Mr. Homes could solve The Case of the Portsmouth Drappery. Wells
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5out realizing that Squidling #017 was his brother. 007 realized his mistake when he saw that the tentacle monster had his father's eyes. "So sorry brother. Do tentacles grow back?"
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5eyes, but with a nose that could smell for a thousand miles, the jailer of songs could smell that a musician had just arrived in town. He put on his overcoat, and nothing else, and
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9called, "I set myself on fire again!" "How many times do I have to tell you?" his exasperated mother asked as she poured a bag of flour over his head. "Sorry mom!" Timmy said, and
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4,” the cop insisted. ‘Only one way out of this,’ Clark thought, ‘one very convenient way’, and he flew out to space and circled the Earth real fast to reverse time. Problem solved.
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5exclaimed, "Finally what I look like on the outside matches what I've always known myself to be on the inside: A lizard!" Ms. Dracona's tongue flicked out happily. Dr. Frankenstein
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8cried, and died on the spot. On his tombstone it reads: "Here lies Mr. Potato Head. He led the kingdom for an instant, but he fed the kingdom for a week."
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7"Ludwig the Blue-Nosed Reindeer" never caught on like his dad's song had, but Ludwig still got to lead Santa's sleigh. What people don't know about Santa and the whole sleigh thing
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12mistook this for a local custom, and graciously threw up on my lap in response. Dame Whitty was nothing if not gracious. Just then a nearby waiter tripped and fell, spilling his
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6he sky that they would bounce, but they didn't. The little boy learned an important life lesson that day, that whales don't bounce (he also learned that he was Mr. Harridan's son).
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3that throwing Skittles at the enemy was an unconventional tactic, but Dr. Freezer was a military genius conceivably, so I went along with the plan, but I brought along
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3she had killed lots of people and put their bodies in this closet. Bob and Sue wondered if they should turn their mother in or just dispose of all the skeletons, but for now they
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5The Cubs fans were so happy that they started eating everything. Pretty soon they had devoured Chicago entirely. Then they all went to Canada to get free health care, because they
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5a woman who was wealthy would want to wed him, but why would any woman want to wed Waka? He was without worth and had a weird way of walking, sort of wobbly. Well, when Waka went
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6Deirdre made a drum out of a tin can, and tambourine out of a box of cereal. Dante thought she was a fine craftsman and an even better musician. When she banged on stuff,
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2laying under the bus, so it could be worse. I have so many diseases I can't even remember them all, but I'm still alive. Also, I'm hooked on painkillers, but life is good. Sometime
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5They put in a trampoline instead, but that smelled like a sense of entitlement. Then they tried a jungle gym, but that smelled like little kids. Finally, they decided to go out and
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6?" "We wait," Ma grimaced, "Russet's cornered; that killer potato's goose is cooked." "Could be a while," his partner mused, "Maybe we can get some room service out here?" Det. Ma
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4"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it," said the professor. Johnny Punk rolled his eyes. He would repeat all the mistakes of history just to stick it to The Man.