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  "out of control", because that anonymous teenage girl's fan fiction was all about people freaking out! Now, this may have indicated problems in her home life, but who knows? Anyway

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  2017-04-19 10:21:46

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  "Damn that dog meat factory!" Oops, he had just used foul language. But what did it matter now? His dream of becoming a Buddhist monk was lost forever, so he might as well live it

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  2017-04-19 10:07:17

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  pile of trash in the middle of the street. She knew that poor people always soiled there own nests. And yet these streets were clean. She would have to ask one of these cretins why

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  2017-04-19 09:40:45

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  not Cat Woman! I'm Betty! Just plain old Betty! So stop asking me to purr and hiss and shred the furniture! And that litter box thing is NOT going to happen!"

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  2017-04-18 22:28:31

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  continued to bat playfully at her chin flaps. It reminded her of her years as a professional tether ball player. Those were good times, back before all these talking cats showed up

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  2017-04-18 06:51:23

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  and painted the room like Jackson Pollock. It was a rare case of spontaneous explosion. Chaos ensued. Entrails flew from the ceiling fan, Steve Jobs was shouting that his sweater

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  2017-04-17 23:58:38

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  Then I saw the bottle of Perrier. "Looks like mineral water couldn't keep you alive after all," I said to her stiffening corpse. So much for clean living.

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  e to see if he sunk into the cushions or sat leaning forward. If he does the latter it will mean he does not find the couch comfortable, and if he says otherwise it will be a lie.

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  2017-04-17 14:02:06

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  What if every atom in the universe is an ecosystem full of really tiny creatures? What if our universe is a particle in some larger universe? These questions and other will be answ

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  2017-04-17 13:58:00

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  "What's an exercise anorexic?" she asked, alarmed by the sound of it. "Someone who doesn't exercise enough," said the doctor. She sighed in relief, "Why not just say that then?"

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  2017-04-17 13:48:52

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  liquid to strip paint, and a poodle cleansing cream to strip dead skin off of your poodle. If you do it the other way around you'll end up spending a fortune on poodle moisturizer!

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  2017-04-17 13:41:40

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  "Yes yes," she said, "I've seen plants before. Why don't you show me those adorable pink flamingos now? I mean, the way their legs spin around in the breeze! Pure genius!"

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  2017-04-17 13:35:16

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  ON PRESIDENT'S DAY?!? This is my favorite day of the year! Why do bad things happen to good people... Well I'll show you, oh cruel world! I'll have my revenge on you! I'm gonna

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  2017-04-17 13:04:14

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  Death quickly regained his composure. He knew better than anyone that things don't always work out as you want them to in life, or existence or whatever it was he was experiencing.

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  2017-04-17 12:35:27

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  all of their plastic water bottles. It was more than enough plastic to build a spaceship, but the ship wasn't big enough for everybody.

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  2017-04-17 12:27:32

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  and began removing his tuxedo. The show must go on, so he would give them what they wanted. Finally, Pavarotti stood naked before the crowd and he began to sing

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