Finished Folds (281—300)
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2make his disappearance permanent. The Millinium women were witches in disguise. They gathered the necessary ingredients for a potion. Eye of newt, tail of
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4"Uncle Bubba's Bubbly Bathtub Gin -- eases the pain and cleans your drain." His wife Bertha agreed to it as long as it paid the bills and didn't land him in the slammer.
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3and Nicki glared. My stomach chose that moment to wake up. A great roar erupted from within - the likes of which I'd never felt before. The door flew open knocking the negotiator
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2They don't laugh (much) when you leap up from the sofa or shout at the TV during the big game. Yep, Smurfs are cool like that. Once upon a time, Papa Smurf played
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3It was sad that it had to go to waste like that. Then I thought, why does it have to be that way? I set my mind to it and went to work on reconstructing the scene. Raccoons would
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2answer the call of nature, so he delegated his duty to his stepdaughter, Diane. After three profanity-laced messages she realized that Steve had ditched her. Typical
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6Out through the doggy door to the outside. He sang "When the Saints Go Marching In" on his way out. The butt of the gun got stuck. Single malt scotch trickled
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2They actually made it worse. Her skin was turning yellow, and the place where she landed was covered in sand. The door to her house had vanished.
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4Maybe it was the meth lab that exploded the night before.
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3. I finally finished watching "Lawrence of Arabia" and his piercing pale blue eyes followed me, as I slept in the bathtub. I had the strangest dream. It was about
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4And there was nothing anybody could do about it. It was over. Kaput
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3his sedentary lifestyle. He worked in a cube farm all day and at night watched the tellie. He lacked the energy for much more. But then one day
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2smeared along the rim and insides of her mug. Nuts! She thought at first that it was chocolate, but
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4It went from pull chain to clapper to voice recognition capabilities. They were on the cusp of creating one that could read a person's mind. You would only need to think about
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8man graduated from high school. He wasn't at that fateful party four years ago, but he had heard the stories. He had plans to
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5A mob of marauding mandrills had made off with the leading ladyboy's favorite scarf. The villagers held a meeting at the base of the old tree to decide their next move.
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2Normally when one looks like a cow and moos like a cow, one is probably a cow. But when George Harrison played "Here Comes the Sun" the cow transformed into
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3mind. Just what was in that sauce? I had to find out.
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4We had to storm the place whilst riding horsephants and rhinopatomuses. George Lucas was surprised
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5He learned how to do that at Wizarding school of course, where he passed his OWLS with flying colors. His mum was so proud she threw him a party. It was a real hoot.