Finished Folds (461—480)
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1lost his footing and fell into the gaping chasm. He tumbled head over heels over and over again. Meanwhile he saw the killer Frisbee flying down after him. Would he escape?
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3It was a wondrous day. The sun was shining, the birds were cawing , there was a gull picking at crab legs washed up on the shore.
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2eye socket, even though she'd been aiming for the kisser. /squish/ The electric toothbrush kept rotating and buzzing, even as it hung halfway out of her mom's mouth. /Nnnggh/
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5Oyster Bay. I thought it would be a big draw, and it is, just not in the way I expected. My hot tub brings all the shrimps to my yard. They're like, "This is better than ours."
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4He chipped a tooth on the rabbit ears and had to call the dentist. "Try explaining. There are no excuses," said his wife. He bit into a chair leg.
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7Who asked you to take on such a responsibility? Are you even old enough to be out this late?
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3spot to leave his mark. Spot spotted the spot on the rock man's nose. Who knows how or why. The rock man spewed pebbles in disgust. Spot scampered down the rocky road
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2His name was Felipe, and he was a fickle and flighty fritillary. He frolicked and flitted from Rose to Lily.
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8more logs and scrapped folds into the bonfire. I shivered and asked the others, "Whatever happened to the rogue fold bot after that?"
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3little squirt!" I chose that moment to return to my full size. His fetid pants exploded. I was free! "Party pooper," he said.
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2or the sharpest bulb in a box. I sometimes get my motts thuddled so that I jump from subject to subject and sometimes lose my train of thought, but other than that
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2chocolate-covered fire ants. It was painfully delicious, a sickly sweet but short end to one of the strangest nights of my life.
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3snappy phrases stamped on bumper stickers to plaster on the back of your dusty, hand-me-down hunk-of-junk to really make an impression. Choice phrases include: I Brake For Ninjas
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2"Really, Coach?" One of the teammates asked. "Don't be a dip," snapped Coach. "Take a whiff." As soon as the teammate lowered his head to the aforementioned appetizer, he wished
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5"I always wanted to be a tamer of large cats. Ever since I was a small child," he began. The tiger rumbled and looked at him wistfully. He could tell this was going to be good.
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6"He joined the circus," replied someone else. "Was always clowning around at home, until one day when he decided to try and get paid for it. "
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2o and silently thanks his lucky stars that the show is over. That dayum accent was killer. He didn't know how much longer his ears would hold out. Walter watched as she waddled off
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10and resembled wings. The feathers were leathery though, more reptilian than birdlike. Ariel wrapped his arms about me, whirled us around, and stirred up dust. I inhaled and saw
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2and burnt offerings. I hadn't meant for them to hear, but I 'was' tired of wearing black. What they couldn't see wouldn't hurt them, which is why I was glad they didn't see my red
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5st caught him off guard, "Turn your head and cough!" It felt like his toddler had come up and punched him. "Oh nuts," Larry said when got his friend's selfie with the proctologist.