Finished Folds (21—40)
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6Bono's mullet. He knew he wasn't dreaming. He was wide awake in America, and he felt a rattle and a hum. It was driving him mad, knowing that there was no escape.
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4The traveling blue tights took advantage of more than a few blue plate specials while traveling between blues night clubs. They soon were so stretched out that
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7"That's quite the accusation. Got any proof?" I asked and stared down at my little sister (#1). She returned my stare and solemnly stated, "I took Poloroids." She opened the filing
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8Maybe it's the loud noises of people coming home late at night. Or maybe the sounds of nature and wild animals fighting each other. But mostly I think it's the clown hiding under
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4earing aids fell from the sky. Ken hollered, "What?" "That's most unusual," Papa Smurf said and picked up a pair. He continued, "They usually only do that once a year."
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1I saw them doing it and I had to take a shower.
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4Disney characters on ice. Seven dwarves arrived at the scene to help free them with chisels and picks. Olaf handed out free snowballs, and the Warlocks went home happy after all.
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5onesing for one of those aforementioned smokes, preferably with wacky herb. His uncle-cousin had his own special blend. Last week, Mr. Farmer had been out standing in his field
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4"I once had everything with the sink on my pizza. Trust me, it was worse than this," said the accused Cheetoh thief. The judge was not moved by the tiny fingered man's remarks.
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4the new Roomba out on a date." Fancy bumping into you in a place like this," said their waiter at the Robo Bistro down the street. The AI and Roomba beeped out orders
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7favorite chef / eye candy and it would be SO SAD if she got kicked off so early! I promise to never again take your name in vain. If you let Ms Lafunda stay, I'll even do
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2It sure is dark in there, I thought. It was the first time I'd really looked within myself. I delved further and found
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7quickly and decisively. With protest songs playing in the background, I took to social media. Dropping f-bombs wasn't usually my style, but the Cheetoh in charge deserved worse.
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5The succubus squirmed and wriggled. Her quarry turned hunter had the most foul breath. It was like rotten fish and mouldy cheese. She handed him a tooth brush.
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6that's happened all year. So you see, I have an excellent reason for not buying you a present. I didn't forget, and it wasn't for a lack of trying. Now will you please open the
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4Hank's heart sank. Clearly Frank was back on crank. Dank
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4Galloping gentries gave Royal goose and grog to Glogg's gang. Glogg great grandson Gregg dared to down his drink in one giant gulp. "Golly, the grub is good around here."
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5d from the Forest forever. "Do Not Feed The Sentient Raccoon," said the sign at Spago's. At the bottom of the sign, it read "especially after midnight." Curious. Very curious
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5in a pickle. "What's your dill?" Senator Pickleseimer wanted to know. Jake and his portly pal wouldn't spill the beans about any of it.
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5paint remover instructional videos. It was a painfully slow process. By the time we finished watching, the poutine was long gone and it was time for breakfast. What a day!