Finished Folds (361—380)
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2The grungy metalheads in the middle of the crowd yelled and charged at each relentlessly until someone yelled through a megaphone, "It was the Mad Hatter. Get him!" Heads swiveled
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4refill my McCracken fries and malted meth shake before returning to work. Maybe the guys at the office would like some. Maybe I should order
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6to take his 100th selfie and post it on his wall. That was some shoddy workmanship ,and he would write an angry email to the makers. If only he knew where
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2Tomas wasn't the most tactful person. It looked like someone haf poured Big Betty into those hot pink yoga pants, and she forgot to say "when." "What are you staring at, Tomas?"
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2self he was. The Hairless Prince ordered every mirror throughout the kingdom be brought to the castle and hung so that he and Snow White could
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5hours later they had toasted to everyone and everything in the house, as well as everyone's families. The room was spinning. No one was surprised when the herring disappeared.
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4"Eggsactly as I expected. You're an egg head through and through. Being the smartest person in the room isn't all it's craced up to be. Is it?" "I don't know what you mean. "
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1distract her with my honey pot. It worked for a while, mostly because she was annoyed the lid was open. With my left foot I nudged her bowl of porridge. "Paws off the table!"
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3he did. Realize how his body wiggled when jogging he did not. A shrill whistle cut through the silence. He stopped and scanned the path and the surrounding woods again. Who
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2a part of me now. The bowler hat and the dark suit were like a second skin. And as much as I like fruit, I did everything I could to remove the green apple from my face.
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3Mr and Mrs Frumplebottom were unaware of the new additions as they walked to the entrance. The froggy noises startled them. "Ew, maybe you should have passed on seconds, Dear."
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2they thinking? At the same time, the other passengers stared right back and wondered what was going through their minds.
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4accustomed to pulling their own weight, and then some, but this was ridiculous. The sled dogs all wanted to know who brought the extra bags. "Mush!"
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3Bob had already started to crack. The zombie went nuts and the bazooka blew a hole in the wall. It startled Bob so badly, he bolted blindly for the exit.
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5. But he had had one too many and into the door and pasta out. When Ed came to it was dark, and he had a splitting headache.
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4So Lil J scribbled down the plate numbers and the make and model on his hand with an eyeliner pencil. It was all he had on hand but it did the job. The offender
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6to lure wanderers within pouncing distance. There were stories told about the lone toe's cunning skill. Legend has it that the blood red polish had hallucinogenic properties.
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2The very next day, Sponge Bob took her away. He discovered Zeus' lady friend on the rocks , and he helped her out of a tight spot. She was eternally grateful. "Porifera?"
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1Totally, yah man, no problem. Hop on. Oh wait, I guess you can't. Sorry. Here let me help..ah my back! Somebody help me. &#*$! " The paraplegic hitchhiker waited while the biker
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2and squirm. That's all they do...but they don't do it as well as I do. Don't get me wrong. I taught them everything they know. That's right. Nobody squirms like me.