Finished Folds (101—120)

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  mother's side a few generations back. I mean, it's not like I can go back in time and question my ancestors. I can't prove I'm part fish. I just know it's true," Justin said.

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  r and wiped juicy red goo off my face mask, which had a tiny leak. Immediately I worried about contamination. Would I soon join SuperSquawker and come to that same end?

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  2017-08-07 23:46:43

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  . "Don't fink and drold," the 7th folder slurred. "Tha's wut I alway shay..." The 8th folder stared at the mess for three minutes and thirty seconds. If only number nine were here.

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  2017-08-04 00:01:17

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  When everyone was seated in the dining area, Camel Jr. made a faux pas. "Junior! No spitting at the table," Mrs. Camel said, but let it go because it was Hump Day after all.

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  2017-08-03 03:13:20

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  And who laced the late lord's lemon cordial with poison? Guests perused the evidence and saw several incriminating selfies on his phone. Col. Custard counted. "He wasn't kidding."

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  2017-08-03 02:55:37

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  lamp never did that when he rubbed it. He looked at Aladdin's genie with envy. "What's your secret?" Sinbad smiled. "Bring us pancakes, and we'll tell you everything." "Deal!"

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  2017-08-02 18:47:13

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  athleisure and the great outdoors. Happily he ran, biked, and finally he fainted. When Jack peeled the spandex off at the end of the day, the odor was quite overpowering.

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  2017-08-02 18:36:36

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  and corresponding wardrobe planning? It was between the campaign manager and his boss, Mr./Mrs. Wong. "You have plans for Mr. Clean/Cleanette, yet?"

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  2017-08-02 18:12:01

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  booty. Arr! I'm going places, baby. Nobody, no nobody, nobody's gonna stop -- " click! Now I remember why I hardly listen to the radio anymore. It seems like

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  2017-08-02 02:05:36

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  n warrior who stood before him. The barbarian lifted his arms and said, "I want to axe you a question." Groans were heard for miles. "Okay," Angel replied slowly. "What is it?"

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  2017-07-29 03:23:28

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  the sweet hot burning sensation as the spicy cinnamon flavor hit the back of your throat and traveled down into your gut. But now you know the consequences of eating too many

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  2017-07-29 03:14:53

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  but I didn't think I could finish it. So I started making offers to passing patrons. "Sex on the Electric Blanket, anyone?" The bartender set out a bowl of foraged mushrooms.

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  2017-07-27 23:26:12

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  likely to attract unwanted attention to yourself. I have x-ray goggles, and can see everything! The good, the bad, the - oh my eyes! I could have gone my whole life without seeing

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  2017-07-15 19:56:42

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  for an event. I know. It's not what you were expecting, but just look at all of that open space! Besides you're dead now." George Carlin blinked. The cat-bird had a point.

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  2017-07-14 17:22:19

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  He searched countless doggy blogs and dedicated wiener dog websites for the pampered pooch of his dreams. There were several close calls, but eventually he found

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  2017-07-12 23:55:55

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  rings from which dangled a Möbius strip made of dilthium crystals. To close the gap and traverse such great distances in a reasonable amount of time, I had to get creative.

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  2017-07-12 23:48:21

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  had a doppelgänger, you see. She could see that but not the original version of her son. It was confusing after a while. She would ask him a question, but the double would answer.

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  2017-07-12 23:28:00

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  just a phase." "Careful - you don't want to see Sun flare up," Earth added. Jupiter aimed its angry red eye at Earth. Uranus chimed in, "Didn't flares go out of fashion ages ago?"

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  2017-07-12 22:40:08

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  who would soon come to deeply regret this request. The aging pop star croaked out a few horribly out of tune notes before forgetting the rest of the words to one her own hits.

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  2017-07-12 22:19:37

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  " It was easier to explain than when he had to do a #3 and his Mom understood - perhaps more than he would have wanted. She promised to let him to do his business in peace but

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