Finished Folds (281—300)
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9"Ariel? Of Ariel Pink's Haunted Grafitti?" Aquaman asked, cleft chin mooning me in the lunar lights. "Yes, how did you-" Aquaman smiled. "We love low-fi. Especially the mermen."
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5He led the witty farmer back to The Dark Lord's lair. Trembling before hordes of dark entities, he began: "I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never kn
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0beyond advice, criticism, and well-intentioned taunting. Now the talking scale just gave him shrill disapproving hums, or what he called "A-Marge-Simpson." What was he supposed to
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5the Queen of England! "This is why I quit. That Waldo stuff was an image created by the industry. I just wanna do me right now." He adjusted his sparkly ugg boots & striped khakis.
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6"F-ing hipsters." He tossed the music mag. "Something wrong?" Luigi asked. Bright blue overall strap undone, he sighed. "Can ya b'lieve Haldeman? PVC pipes to Handel. We gotta beat
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4all purchases were final. Could it be? He sat up on the hospital bed, pulling down the hem of his mod dress. With a compact, he took in his flawless cat eyes and rosy red lips.
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7Then, with index finger and middle finger curled, slightly a part, my olfactory senses were offered no escape. "Got your nose." He laughed and showed me. I raced to a mirror and
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2I deflected his fruit cup grab with a deft block. He tried again, but this time I gave him a left jab. *BLAM* He was disoriented for a moment, so I grabbed his cookie. *KA-POW*
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5rarities from Meatloaf's B-sides, and handed her the cassette tape. Even though she busted my chops, it only made to want to marinate and sautée her more.
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2to hand me her butter knife. The ship was starting to sink & I had to at least try. For Karen & the kids. I sprinted to the kitchen & grabbed a pack of margarine. "Where's the hole
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12shook Pooh's shoulders roughly. "We can never go back. You know what happened to Tigger." Both shivered at the thought. "Here put these on." Chris Robin threw him a pair of pants
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5to Willy." As I fought off the remnants of Puff's presence, Martha and I boxed up the rest of Wonka's order. Turned out he was tweaking the Gobstopper recipe, and mum was the word.
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3public transit workers. Of course mass transit would choke. "How the hell could they complete Mission Neptunus now?" A bewildered worker replied, "Sir, are you narrating the plot?
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5"SCRAM!" Chains rattled. His green fur was disheveled, & his 5 o'clock shadow was pressing on the last drink call. Manatee shone a bright light on him. "Did ya do it, Oscar boy?"
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5danced the top doctor. You see, they'd decided if their top doc couldn't properly breakdance, then the clinic wasn't worth the prestige advertised. He was intently breakdance study
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5Not wanting to end up on primetime news, strangers describing the nuances of her personality, she decided to take the road veering right. But as she reached the fork in the road
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5King Tut felt unraveled. He needed to freshen up before his romantic rendevous but couldn't find the bidet. It was a shame, really. Ever since the mummification thing, his dating
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8gave her a baleful glare. Dorothy was a fraud. A cheat. A con artist. While the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion were being threatened by the gun-wielding girl, the Scarecrow had a pl
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6if I sang you a tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?" Rosa Marie looked at me. I looked at her. Then down at my blue suede shoes. She was just a devil in a blue dress.
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4for a fact that you're a size too small for those shoes." He glared at her, trying to force them on while the Princess watched in disgust. "You're not the one I met at the hockey g