Finished Folds (301—320)
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1I rolled my eyes at his joke. "Seriously? I've heard that one a million times. Big Foot and a Yeti walk into a bar. It's SO obvious that even I know the punchline - where they
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4So the staring contest between the tortoise and the bear continued. Turned out the turtle had made more enemies in the woodland forest and the meadows than he anticipated. "Bring i
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2ing sure was chaotic, even without my bride with the laser-beam eyes. Too bad about Priest Pat, though. Guess I'd have to find a new man. I wish she'd stop sending folks death glar
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2I wanted to stay, but her lyrical Lady Gaga utterance put me on the edge of glory. She called after me, "Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro!" But I was out Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-Al
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7"I was just delivering his goatmilk frappelatte. I didn't drown him, Officer." All I knew was his name - Mike - which I'd written on the cup. And now I was Suspect #1.
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7dancing polar bears that circled the crew. The Ice Pirate Captain looked at Blue Beard, Black Beard, and Stinky Beard, with a gaze that spoke of his ties with the otherworldly dime
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4encourage Komodo Dragon stand-up night. Turns out they'd make the family a huge profit what with their flashy toxic venom & family-friendly humor. But 1 dragon decided to go solo,
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1a cozy diner on the outskirts of a sleepy little, romanticesque town. "Piper." "Tad." Piper." "Tad." They continued like this for hours until they realized, yolo & professed their
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5to take this twerp downtown. We sat on the bus, waiting for the stop. Mid-ride I challenged him to a duel. My plan was fierce & full of falafel. How dare he insult my facial hair!
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7door. "Are you guys done in there? We've got a line back from here to San Francisco & I gotta piss like a racehorse." The two gamblers stopped mid-plan, and let the poor guy in.
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4In walked the Queen. She slowly ambled to her chair with an air of a premature victor. The master writer stared. Would she be able to pay for the contestants' pricy adverbs?
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3made a swivel jump-kick to the vampy standing behind him by his framed duck. Taking a stake out of his bag, he obliterated the vampire back into dust. Sunnydale was safe. For now.
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4Sonichu's real name was Peter Piper. He'd been sent as a spy to infiltrate The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Costume's army of pickled legume men. But pickles were his kryptonite, and fear par
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1pony." Tinkerbell sure was milking this whole badassery phase. Ever since Peter Pan was cancelled, Tink became more & more despondent about the remnants of her acting career. "Hell
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6Robin reached above Batman's head for the comic burst & sighed wearily . "Boss, ya think maybe we're getting too old for Bat-Fight Words?" They both stared at the latest burst
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4was the least of his worries. Ever since the guy took up tai chi & gardening, the other hellish entities started to wonder if Satan, Hades' former mentor, had gone soft. Peresphone
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2The vacationers in the fair-sized pool stared as he kept muttering about fagioli in swimwear that was clearly just sheer briefs. Because of his cannonball, the water was now knee h
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4nger use his manpower to leave the toilet's seat up anymore. His mashismo was kaput, his virile walk stolen. He had to get the family jewels back, or all would be lost. The witch
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4ft sideburn with a snap, crackle, pop. Betty climbed through the giant hole her fist just made through my sad, wooden door. But I was more concerned about survival than property da
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7riate the nurse just for kicks. She's too uptight anyway, eh?" Dr. Topher gave the nurse a playful elbow jab. "By the way, wanna come out with us tonight once we remove your gallbl