Finished Folds (81—100)
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5ride of their lives. Stickman and Grasshopper had always wanted to ride a rollercoaster, and see the sights at the local theme park. As they reached the dropzone, the two hopped on
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5The two orangutans lived peaceably in a little corner of Manhattan, ordering bananas and insects online. When they went out, they dressed up as superheroes, blending into the night
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5But he wasn't unimpressed either because, well... He was dead. Sean lacked so many emotions, in his corpse-like state, that even Pythagoras thought maybe he was angling for a react
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3Goatman was a kindly lad, they all thought. As the burning man statue lit up in flames, they all sang kum-bay-yah and took lots of drugs. Mainly acid.
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1Any remnants of the igloo-like castle were long gone, as were its mysterious inhabitants. Had it melted in the spring? Had they somehow - oh, wait. It's still there. Oh. Okay...
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11Less luck than his swanky brother, Pster, and remainied unemployed forlornly roaming the streets with his metal detector in hand. Suddenly, an otherworldly ping alerted Peter
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5years and it was quite the ferry tale for Swami and his shwarma-loving shih tzu. They met the former student at the gate of the ship, a line of magic dust following their footfalls
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4Unfortunately, his tastes in humor and food erred on cheesy, and the lactose intolerant community shut Gus the Mouse down, show and all.
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3ned a pair of shorts out of a paperclip, a lighter, and 3 pickle slices. They didn't call me MacGyver for nothing!
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5Recited the menu along with today's special: watermelon caprese carpaccio. The prisoner glared as I offered complimentary bread. Hands bound he was forbidden from all arts & crafts
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5you win!" It was this historic day that the boy had won The National Spelling Bee not through knowledge or guesswork but through sheer bravado and irreverence. His name?
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5Sven to reenact the planet's dissolution through advanced mimery and interpretive dance. Please silence all cellphones."
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2as she grows silent. The elk decides to keep up the momentum asks the princess about Mars. "It's okay I guess. If you like stinky red planets. Nearly inhabitable if you ask me." Sh
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12"Was it a mecca-dauber or a betting pencil?" The chorus sang back in response.
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4But only metaphorically speaking did he drown... namely in a pool of Juliet's sarcasm as he clung to her on the piece of driftwood in the middle of Lake Placid. They were miles fro
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2his unforgivable fashion faux pas, and promptly dropped his drawers.
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2Mainly, I just had no time for revenge. Especially when my roommates never cleaned. But I vowed to prioritize. No. 10: Steam clean the carpet. No. 1: Assassinate Darth Vader's cat.
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5But Wilma's recurring anxiety spells finally became public when she was found on the Flinstones roof, intoxicated, and unable to form coherent sentences. This particular episode
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4But as always, biting into the apple led to much destruction and chaos as it did with other historical figures like Snow White, Eve and Candace Cameron Bure...
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3Pumpernickel, brushed lightly with savory sandalwood, topped off with tomatoes collected posthaste at a veggie punk show. This revenge jam is perfect for long walks on the beach