Finished Folds (61—80)
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6back three shots of tequila & proceeded to trash the hotel room with its noisome vapors and cacophonous one-note samba. "The Big 1" fart echoed across the building, walls rippling
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1about it." The old librarian paused to take a breath, his anti-earthquake propaganda falling on deaf ears at the ASL School of Interstellar Vernacular.
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2Meanwhile Glasses Girl and Pool Girl circled ring, ready to take down the football team in the ultimate WWE challenge. Glasses Girl went first, putting a player in a headlock
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2And Batman's Manly Men promptly disbanded, due to Robin's untimely death. Superhero metal was never quite able to recover. Batman then went on to shoot a reality show Bats of Love.
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2Her hair slathered in cat poo, her feline laden cardigan purring in anticipation, she refused to resign as Queen Kitty. Jack was unimpressed.
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8or ye shall suffer the full brunt of mine wrath. Profane shrubbery hath no place in thy charnel-house. Knave of foliage be damned, our party won't endure this malevolence, Malvolio
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5Yoko Ono, because she was just a badass chick like that with lots of art sense and performance art know how.
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7Then again, Count Chocula failed to defend Count X's sobriety too. Count X's days were numbered. He'd driven after a few bloody Mary's and Susan's quite a few times already so
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2and swirlies. Just come quietly and we'll get you a decent lawyer." The bully hid in the house, stolen lunch money quarters spilling out through the windows and doors.
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5But the hipsters roamed the streets, following her from an arm's length, ferociously swinging their hips as hipsters do.
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8After age 30, you lose 1 percent of muscle mass per year.
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3rush him to the ER to get his eye twitch fixed. Sigh. His winking always ended in sorrow. From that point forward, he wore his sunglasses at night, so he can, so he caaannnnnn...
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3seances of the underworld. The retired lab mice knew more than they let on, feigning blindness and incompetence. Area 51 remained impenetrable, as Gibber's cat was a double agent.
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6They mopped the floor with fabric softener, cooked dinner in the dishwasher & were geniuses in their own rights professionally. A cult was created in their honor based upon quirks.
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5President of Everything Inc. started on her Icelandic tour to determine the status of endangered species in the arctic tundra biome since she had one full hour allotted for lunch.
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3eat the largest bowl of Kraft's macaroni and cheese while taking her flight test, in order to break the world record for
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3These lines were spoken by the tormented beat poet in the cliche cafe that evening, to the rhythm of tasteful bagpipes and screamcore
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4The eunuch quit his job 2 years too late. But he found a new calling at Club Lush singing backup for DJ Guetta, his high, gonadless voice soaring like Jonathan Seagull. Or Icarus.
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9She dialed the number for Dwarfs on Demand, still rubbing her greenly glowing nose wart, waiting for someone to pick up. Witches, am I right fellas? Finally, someone answered,
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4was called the Angel of Poo, well known in these parts for giving folks the runs so justice could prevail. The Station Master moaned from the next room while the angry customer