Finished Folds (121—140)
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2feline just looked away, uncomfortable at the host's awkward awkwardness. Wait until the feral cats hear about his latest social faux pas! The host, his party miles away by now
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8a yellow submarine." Paul sighed, "Penny's missing." "Maybe JoJo saw her roundabouts." They headed for his house in Norwegian Wood and found him sitting in an English garden.
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2On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a lone chicken nugget floating aimlessly through space.
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3in charge of president head-cleaning fell off of the Rushmore landmark after nostril-dusting too thoroughly. Det. Manatee was on the scene. "We've got another one. Death by booger.
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3, weapons prepped for the nursing home take-over. The occasion? Three words: elderly house party.
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2in the line up he had been called to look over. "You sure that's him?" The officer asked Stringcheeseboy as the suspect brushed the cheese off his brow. The lesser known superhero
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3The glowing goblin, known as globins in these parts, reached for the water, wild-eyed and frazzled-looking. "Everything ok, champ? That's your 3rd one." I asked while tending bar.
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3This was his plight as the world's scariest clown. Even though he was a jovial guy, he just happened to have resting serial killer face. He managed to book a bar mitzvah, but
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1a tin or red kool-aid, before sunrise. The sugar paired with the food coloring would temporarily satiate their bloodthirst until sunrise, providing enough time for him to board
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4Before his lips could reach hers, she kneed him in the groin, stole the million dollar briefcase, and headed to the airport to live out her days on a distant relative's private isl
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5The indestructible chocolate left me deeply shaken. It would not melt. I took a blowtorch to its outer rims, yet it remained unchanged. Could it be? The cacao to rule them all?
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4She quickly handed over her license & registration as the officer spoke sternly, "Tracy... Ahem, Ms. Chapman are you aware of how fast you were driving?"
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4pregnant-by-carrots men, finishing up their meals slowly, hoping to savor the last few minutes before the legume performance theatre closed.
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2in addition to secretly stowing his latest art into villagers' moonshine. Bono the monkey was in a bind. Even the princess started to wonder about his darkly tinted indoor eyewear.
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1And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough But now I'm falling And if it gets rough it's time to get rough. But now I'm falling into the fire feeling higher than the truth
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3meant the sea urchins were ready to eat. Ever since he'd gotten slow cooker capabilities installed in his thighs, his cooking had improved dramatically.
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9"Tooth hurty." Her victim replied lacklusterly. Indeed she'd already heard this joke before & winced as the CIA surgeon started the wisdom tooth extraction. Why? She knew too much.
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2The multicolored M&Ms nearly gave her a fright, especially since going through her Red Period which happened monthly. Luckily after being overcharged she saw red anyway.
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5umming the entire discography of ABBA. They didn't call me the Big Bad Wolf for nothin'.
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6"For heaven's sake, don't call me Bono. Or Bobo for that matter. Talk about cliche." The web-ordered bonobo brashly sprawled on the ottoman, while his owner was lost in thought.