Finished Folds (81—100)
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1and LSD. Yup, the party was about to begin... They called this, 'death tripping' and it had been a popular party game for years. Once Pilar returned to the room Tomas begged for
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1The plastic spork was no match for fudge and marshmallow mixture. But under the circumstances, this hardly mattered. Barbara had been losing blood for nearly an hour.
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2the penitentiary was unsatisfying. "It is time for a change," she said. Reaching for the package of cheese she had stashed under the passenger side seat of his pick up truck she
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4He felt a sharp pain in his side as he scurried hurriedly down the ladder. He felt a numbing burning sensation at the core of his body. He knew how she felt
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2a defining moment in her life! As she reached for the name brand emollient of her choice, she felt a blunt object strike the back of her head.
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2and he developed several carbuncles. These unsightly festering puss filled lesions were detrimental to any physical relationships that he may have otherwise had. He decided to
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2So the large leather-faced woman began to scream and squeal. The elephant had stepped on her hand as she reached
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2the sea. Meanwhile, Geppetto lay half sleeping in the next room. He sensed danger. He began to feel the sting as the vicious attack unfolded. Soon he couldn't feel his big toe
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4it began as you would expect. I listened to a tape that self destructed. I struggled to understand the instructions. I wandered into
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2Whereupon the intruder turned to me and said
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1a living breathing rock star of a
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5was flush with delightfulness! But the taut licorice whips began to soften until they snapped and sent her flying
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2uncontrollably and jerked and yanked and tugged and pulled and convulsed until the cows came home. Then she started digging in the seat cushions for some gelt.
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2Screwing in all directions, as if anyone would care. This is how we do it?
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4But the time for joking is over. Chester began to unlock the nether-worldly mystery that would soon define his
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5life partner cleaning up the mess. When this is over, they will move ahead with the diabolical plan to conquer the world. They will need just one thing.
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3As the Tofu sizzled and burned, he just smiled. He had known exactly when to set the stage for what was to follow. She looked up at him with her puppy-dog eyes and
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1as he disrobed, she watched in amazement and wondered how a man, after all these years,
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0the orifice with scintillating sausage! But that was for another time. Now it is more important to begin to feel the warmth of suckling the masses. It is right at that moment
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6Can you teach a bear to dance?