Finished Folds (21—40)
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1The wild dogs cried out in the night. As they grew restless longing for some solitary company
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2I had heard just about enough! So I told him, "I didn't order a 1-year supply of BLT's for 10 people, I ordered a 10 year supply of
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1Last time I smelled this bad I lost my best girl. She said it's cuz i stunk. Anyway she stunk worse than I ever did. I changed my underwear but my heart was
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3guys were not interested in the Slim Fast after all. It was the chicks that drank the Slim Fast that they wanted. More specifically, the chicks that drank Ultra Slim Fast.
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3the safety dance. It was not a pretty scene at all, but it was a party scene. So with all the strength she could muster
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0shocked that I had the mundane task of delivering the only remaining and mildly titillating,
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4and ship it out! You promised!" He looked back and chuckled, "Do you take me for a fool?" he said. "I will go feed the constabulary, and hunker down as i have a hankering
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1her weight in gold? I think not. I took action. Per Glenn's instructions, I immediately called Goldline for some information
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3started to make sex noises. We knew he had never experienced anything like this in real life. So,
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1Miss that's good cocoa! I sucked down another before I left. Next thing I knew, I was hiding behind an old abandoned factory,
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4The last thing he remembered was sitting shirtless, singing and playing guitar for the stranger who accompanied him back to his hotel room.
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0A big fat victory cigar. This wasn't the first time he had witnessed scattered poodles and it surely wouldn't be the last. So he grabbed the girl by the back of her head
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6of the bus load of idiots from the institution. Once they began to sing and dance, it was all
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1of the strawberry whipped cream tart and threw it. Then he stomped his feet rapidly. In his rage, he turned to the Liberace impersonator and gave him a look that said "
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4head. Sort of a horse-face but with chipmunk cheeks and beady little eyes. Very unique indeed and very attractive. If not for my girlfriend at my side, I probably
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3These treatments were strictly forbidden in the "American Triad" (Canada, USA, & Mexico). Headed straight to Poland home the world's leading researchers on Donkey/Burro Ass botox.
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1I was making hay and raising kane! At that point I didn't know weather to shit or go blind, so
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4I'd never heard anything like it. Like an animal making animal noises. What language could it have been? She looked eastern european, smelled mexican but tasted
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2Like a fool I had taken the bait. The filthy red lipstick had put me right where she wanted me. If I drool now I might never make it. It's do or die time, first and ten, bottom
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0I'm not considered a serious cinematographer? But I am a genius! Some say my work is far better than both Clint Eastwood and Quentin Tarantino COMBINED! Chad Allen? Puhleeze!