Finished Folds (21—40)
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4. (To be frank, I got bored of her two decades ago, but by nature I dislike change and shun upset, so I muddle along, grinning and bearing her sagging body and tasteless soup) Once
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1so she sashayed out of work two hours early and set off for Trunk Boulevard, where she knew she'd find exactly what she was looking for. In the third bar down, she explained to a s
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5lgar was agreeable and they found a cosy place in the pit of a crater, where they ordered bitters from a Jherekan wench in native costume which emphasised her prominent facial disk
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5rista, dispensing bittersweet liquor from plastic bottles, and dispensing custard creams like precious golden nuggets. After a week atop the throne of God'ssons, the chief
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1store cupboard, but though he found rum, banana, and coconut, he could not find rum-nana-nut, his all time favourite, and he felt empty inside. The ambulance arrived for Ronald o
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5slovakia where his ex-girlfriend couldn't find him, the wizards were respectful of body mass in their transformations, and there weren't too many tourists. Unfortunately
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6When the war ended, Derek left the army and spent his war pension on plastic surgery. At first
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1rubbers especially the type that came in funny shapes: turtles with no noses, dogs with no tails. But he was a new man and only new stationery would do; and so she left at sunrise.
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4The history teacher gave a chuckle. "Now that's a very common misconception," he said, smiling the secret sort of smile every schoolboy learns to fear.
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6That was witchdoctor code for adding the lime to the coconut, a standard remedy in cases of hyenas, frosts, and nosebleeds. Dave was no amateur but the sorry mess on his porch made
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2was a fool, but a wise fool. You are nothing." I choked on my thirst-fuelled delusions, forests of limbs rising from the sand, my car growing legs and ears and eating the top of my
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5"Pinecones are a necessary addition to any windowsill," my mother had told me once, but then she'd winked like it was code for something. Perhaps in Bolivia granddad had
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7he commented, "I've never slept with anyone who didn't like sweet chilli chicken. Tell me you do, Maria." Maria gulped her Rioja, spat on the candle and laughed. "What kind
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4my new brain would never be complete. The more I counted to ten the darker the sky grew and eventually I stopped out of superstition, a malady I've never suffered before. Prof. Oak
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4cherries and giving the most generous helpings of any Eiscafé in Hamburg, but the officers just gobble their desserts like wheetos and dash back to the mean streets like I've
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5was the Venue. Since I was to marry the daughter of Hell, our church would be a cavern near the sulphurous pits of Dis, the alter a table of human bones, and the priest
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6he asked her to tie back her hair please madam, or leave. Medusa was not down with either option, so she slipped out her sequinned clubbing eyeball and popped in
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2to sail off on this air current and slip into a deep sea cave for Dominoes and Doctor Who night!" His girlfriend looked mildly embarrassed and wiped her face clean
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1it on fanfiction.net. I got a hundred capslock reviews: YOU CALL THAT LORD OF THE FLIES SLASH? and HOW COULD YOU TURN SIMON INTO A GARY STU? At the prom, Mary wore
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3to play with its grey coat and ride wavelets, further and further form the cave. After a fortnight the young seal gained the courage to lay on the beach and strip bare. Beneath she