Finished Folds (41—60)
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0when he met them in the ball pit. Some of the more obedient youngsters threw balls at his head and screamed for their mums, but the intelligent and experimental soon s
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5garlic puree to sort out the mess Mr Morganstern had left in the office. Not only that but the computer system had crashed again, which meant overtime for
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8altesers in brandy milk, or crème de menthe and custard. Unfortunately Jackie and Ted, my jailers, don't know a good dog when they see one and satisfaction is hard to
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4a snake waving at foxes in the night, who turn, teeth bared, and scatter off. She was that snake, two days late, wiggling about the cell and hissing half-songs, and I
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2" I struggled, but she had me in a hip lock and we were moving so fast even the clouds blurred. "I never wanted children!" I screamed, "The world is
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4"TRUE LOVE BEGINS WITH A CRAVAT" and "HOW DO YOU SPELL CONSECWENSIS?" sang 'Hare Hare' and set up an amateur joust tournament on Oxford Street. But Boris
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3cello playing mango-sweet melodies to bring on birdsong and bespell the song-saturated sky. Since alliteration was also on the company's hit list,
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10"Does the Beast often get pizza delivered?" The demon pulled a dove from a toaster, then folded the dove into a handkerchief into which he sneezed. "He's more into Chinese
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4"Would B6 please make themselves known?" The anarchist took off his trainer, pressed gently between the grooves in the rubber sole, and flung
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7striking the windscreen like a brick thrown from the overpass. From his sweating hand the hammer fell to the floor, slid beneath the brake pedal and wedged there. When he saw
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2undress as the punisher leered down, wielding a water pistol in his latex hand.
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4"In the kitchen, slicing the pizza. But I wouldn't go in there," Jabba warned. Leia pursed her lips. "You think I'm only a girl!" As she rose, Jabba glanced beneath her skirt
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3though, they had hidden in caves. She couldn't even find rumours, let alone search through their rubbish for the signs she craved. Never mind, her dad said, puffing on
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4Big Al wasn't very bright. We threw Skinny's corpse in the swamp three miles from the filling station, Goober got out the incense and candles, and Dumb Chuck started to chant.
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5spindly claws on the sheepskin rug, but all he found were blank spaces. Hadn't he left his X box an inch to the right? Why wasn't his mint green shirt on its hanger? Where
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2they assumed it was apocalypse punk opera, donned horned helmets, and yelled at the driver to head for the mountains. On a narrow pass, high over Lake Windemere,
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0. Summoning his equine sidekicks of the apocalypse the Doctor gathered the singer's bodily remains in a doggy back and galloped to the nearest Tesco. "WHO DARES
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2Smiting the heads of the righteous I smiled grimly at my faithful hound Griselda. As she gobbled their hearts the black was purged from her liver and her orifices spouted light.
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4in the 25th century he was still autographing the latest instalment of his autobiography, 'Another hundred years, another hundred beatings to my eggy heart.' The only dragon
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5words stand as monuments in the stabled void: the next time you see this horse it will be in a tikka masala!" The boy and the beauty fled to Mongolia, where