Finished Folds (61—72)
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3beside half a shoe and an engorged tampon. On the bankside was a capybara, wearing a leather waistcoat and smoking a spliff. "Looking for this?" he said, nuzzling her iphone
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5imaces, caught in the mirror's last glance, then meaning was, essentially, meaningless... Lydia listened with an impassive face. She liked Ron's hair, but his philosophy
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4He was less impressed by the west than the south. In the south the girls were hotter, and this was important to Johnny Yuma, as were noodles and fried steak. However he didn't let
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3winner of American Idol in the cool Pacific, and when I told them I'd heard this anecdote already they just laughed and told it again, only this time her bikini was red not blue.
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5huge albatrosses strung from pink ribbons, and a jar of chilli jam. The wolf eyes the birds suspiciously, but couldn't resist the opened jar. He crept around the beanstalk, with
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4Within three years joints had opened all over the south west and Joe was looking to expand abroad. "The Germans won't eat dog gut," Frank drawled. "Try France". As luck would have
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5a turtle doodle. Laura examined the sleeping man for a minute. Then she gently prized his fingers from the wooden spoon he held brandished like a wand. His eyebrow twitched, but
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0. One thing was certain: it was a bull elephant, and it was big. Bambi rolled the silk into her backpack and tiptoed behind a fern, where
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3The dragon pulled up on Wizard Frank's penthouse roof, and roared. 'IVAN'S SON IS DEAD'. Flames careened across the sky. Frank had just poured a whisky and was annoyed at
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5his sleep pattern to reverse. By day he dreamed of oversized toadstools leering down at him with menace. By night he paced the walkways over the sky city, muttering poems to paving
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4Her parents bet on her gender before she was born. Her dad, convinced she would be male, determined she should be name Christoph after himself. Knowing he was a sucker
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1now belonged to blue haired beauty with seventeen teeth and mole on her pale neck. Gushing Hotspan had been promoted to chief succubus, and Merry Tether was pouring lavender oil