0 Folds
-
4
dinner and lit a cigar. "well this was an interesting turn" he said to his invisible parrot. The parrot quacked back at him and flew away. Now there was just a matter of -
3
It was a good day for Sarah JP Dark when she found the stash of estrogen. She took one of the syringes and pushed it in her thigh. She could almost feel them growing in her
-
3
looked at me a last time with there eyes watering with tears. In just a couple of seconds they would be the last dogs to leave earths gravity. Their future laid on Pluto.
-
6
move the snow over to the other side of the lawn so that Sir john could have his yearly winter garden party. Being a slave had it's benefits sometimes but right now all we
-
6
and with a little beep a portal opened up in his bellybutton and out i came. Well I hardly believe it myself but that children is how i met your mother. Now let us all forget
-
1
Is your final wish. Just go back and read the first line in the story and put "And that was great for i have now shat to many pots of gold." and your wish will be granted!
-
0
had to pick up his shotgun from 1947 and shoot a stock market investor or two just to get to the hoover-mobil he had parked in the alley in case of emergency. And this was certanly
-
6
with sharp a beak peaked into the room. Well that was unexpected the lord thought while spreading butter on his beard and shaving gel on the newly sliced bread. He hoped
-
0
like there was no tomorrow. Which where true, just that they didn't knew about the 1436BA asteroide (otherwise know as Big fucking thing in the sky) closing in on earth. Just a
-
3
the prime minister of Sweden becomes the US president. It is bound to happen you see. It already has happened. I saw it just as i stepped out of my Tardis in 2046 a Saturday in
-
6
"He was my best friend." He cried. "Sure, he was just a stupid rabbit, but i still loved him like i loved my own sisters best friend." Every one locked shocked and started backing
-
2
grandma speaking in a low voice and on top of that an unmistakable smell of Pseudo humans. The leader of the group said to his people. In times of doubt and fear one has to
-
5
A Hispanic man with an ingrown toenail AND an eye twitch? I better get on the road again. I heard there where a circus nearby that needed a
-
6
Dressing in the old lady's clothes was something he never thought he would do. But Just the thought of his blood soaked uniform made him think that the dress fitted him quite well.
-
3
long had it been there? I knew it hadn't entered in Africa. They scanned for parasitic aliens in me when i entered the plane just as they always did. Somehow it must have hidden
-
6
Tentacles. "This is it" he said. And it was true. She would do what she had waited for a thousand years. With a little flick she had impregnated him and fulfilled the prophesy.
-
1
Shortly after Herman had pushed the button a hidious sound came out of the container. If this was not the end to the Garble people problem he had hand them over to the
-
6
the spot behind him. Se came closer and closer to the point where the kiss would make faint. She knew she had to get the phlegm away so that Lionel could finish his crimina cupe
-
1
Her OCD sense was tingling i could tell. She quickly jerked her hand away from me and skated over to the other side of the ice field. She shivered like a leaf in the wind and
-
11
a parallel univere in 1978. There he was, my dad, just about to buy a soilent green burger that would erase all human life in my universe. I had one chance to get this right or