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Of course the bot was voice-activated. It lurched forward arms outstretched, just as bible-toting Mama reached the curtains. Mama blurted out more profanity, awakening the others -
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s! So much for saving time with prepared foods. Now it was back to the hunt, and in a way she was glad. She dropped the apron and ran outside to meet the marvelous moonlight.
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Harold's wife - aka spontaneous shite spreader, tweeter of the realm - should have given him a chance to explain his discovery of the dead squirrel before the name-calling
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stretch and how could I bargain with such an ethereal figure? What would Death need with money? I didn't have to say anything. Death read my thoughts. In the city of lights
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The principal looked up from his laptop and examined my work again. "I believe you believe it, but can you prove it? I want you to write an essay explaining why you're correct."
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they said. It tasted like day-old pizza to me. His breath reeked of onions, garlic, and peppers, and it knocked me off my feet alright. Phew! Turtle Power!
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ardian of the galaxy. Rocket yelled, "For the hundredth time, I'm not a raccoon! Therefore I don't know where your magic one might be!" The searcher stepped back and ran into Groot
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nimaginably full when you have in your possession a time machine. One lifetime can seem like ten depending on how many times you use it and which buttons you push.
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ught he was full of it, and wondered why such a person needed any more help. I mean! Why should he get Chicken Soup when the rest were starved for attention. Grade A
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-business attitude was later attributed to him because of that. The young oblate snatched up all of the "good" folds and discarded the rest. The monks asked for his secret
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When JMan wasn't looking Takahashi took in every inch of that blubbery behind. It didn't look squared at all to him. "Are you sure you didn't mean cubed?"
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pactor with a SmartBird. Woodstock tweeted the idea to all of his imaginary friends online. The droids
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eternity and a day. Snuggle Marathons and the Snuggle Olympics were all a part of the mandatory fun regime of the newly crowned Snugglumpagus and his band of Cuddlers.
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sleeping, the baboons gathered the luscious fruits and surreptitiously stored them in a cave not far from the gorillas' territory. The baboons laughed among themselves over how
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Gingerbread Man's crisis began one chilly day while he worked in the kitchen. He took a tray of cookies from the oven when he saw his reflection in the frosty window. Buttons
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to have lunch at the Vatican. Soon Savannah's Frostbite Jesus went viral. It became the world's most photographed frostbite, and Time Magazine wanted to put it on the cover
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In the candy crowd, Miss Mallow cheered wholeheartedly. She was sweet on Malomar X and stretched herself quite thin so that she could attend all of his speeches.
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She was steaming mad when she woke up though. "Those plants needed watering, what were you thinking?" Doris wanted to know. Winston said she was a little wet behind
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She hurriedly stepped into the autowash & dry and got dressed in the autocloset. She slid down the banister and grabbed a quick coffee and breakfast. Jeeves
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the stovetop. "Thanks," we rasped. Peggity knew we liked on the warm side, close to body temperature. Peg gladly poured each of us a flagon of the viscous ruby red liquid. "More?"