Finished Folds (301—320)
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2cat Muffin. She slapped at his tiny orange hands. "That's what you think!" After he was long gone, Mrs. Mumu saw he'd "borrowed" her "cranial prosthesis" - a strawberry blond one.
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3circle, by the look of it. The wind howled. I almost lost my grip on the ball. The last few bowling pins finally fell over. Figures, I thought. As I stepped over the line, Cerebus
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6of corrosive goo in its wake. An away team placed "Hamster Horta Xing" signs and cordoned off the area. Many witnessed their first underground Vulcan-Hamster mind meld on that day.
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4the cooking competition if you keep trying to pull tricks like that. Knock it off!" Fuffletop was right, but Martha didn't like being told what to do. She turned up the heat.
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4hah, busted!" Johann pointed and laughed. Marty's heart sank. Just before the SWAT team burst through the bedroom window, Marty deleted his browser history. Would it save him?
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3My cats are telepathic, I swear. I can be in the kitchen just thinking about making a sandwich, and before I even start, they are under my feet. "No tripping allowed," I say
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2She raised her eyebrows. Surely he didn't mean "every" one. That was a lot of drugs. That would mean that the bobble-headed, boss man had bamboozled her
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2that particular morning, an ice cream truck sped up behind us. My two dogs always chased vehicles, especially ice cream trucks. Suddenly my three-legged shih tzu slipped alonside
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5creating the Flying Guillotine Slicer - "twice as swift as a mandoline and 99% less mess." I found Chef Robespierre's sales pitch a little hard to swallow. I mean, what about the
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3was so sauced he didn't see Popeye's fist until until it hit him square in the jaw. "Git yer paws off my sweet pea!" Chef Boyardee stumbled out of the vat of oil
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6closet wearing a creepy clown suit which scared Big Bubba and Tiny Bubba alike. Tiny Bubba's mole jumped clean off his face and ran away screaming, never to return.
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10long, quivering whiskers peered out with beady black eyes and squeaked, "Welcome to Ollivander's Wand Shop, eek!" Wandering around, the customer picked up a rosewood wand with
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5his makeshift cardboard house. That same day, well into the night, several neighboring hobos rose from their huts and joined him to stargaze and tell stories around the campfire.
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4Tiffany's special display case. "If you have to ask how much, you cannot afford it," came the haughty reply whenever someone requested the asking price for the jeweled cookie crumb
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3The halflings swore that they would stand together but separate, so they'd be always and never apart. She could never understand how they
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2balance to the universe, now that Han Solo had bit the big one. Back to the drawing board, or motherboard in this case. R2D2 and Capt. Brown teamed up once more. Scotty and Spock
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3Dapple the warm bagel with dollops of dried dread. If wished, wash it down with a cup of joyless joe , covered with crushed criticism. Eat / drink slowly. Take time to relish
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5. Without his turntables, he lost his beat. He was just a bat again. Realizing the futility of it all, he resignedly flapped his wings and flew off into the night. Shelley changed
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2couldn't penetrate his Movember beard 'stache combo. He was safe from Aunty Agony's smellogram, but she was determined to get revenge. She asked Father Montezuma for guidance
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4My next door neighbor was mowing the lawn and singing with his headphones on. From the other side of the fence, I waved to get his attention. "Yoo hoo, Mister