Finished Folds (21—40)
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4in case he got hungry for tiramisu. Bond's sidekick, Ms. Honey Badger was an excellent pastry chef and a great spy, among other things. "You look like the cat who got the cream, Mr
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5was totally bushed. He thought he was quacking up by the time it was over. That night he had a marvelous dream and the next morning he rewrote the opera. It was a success!
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8nal fluid sprayed all over the heavy metal surfaces. Rock on, said the flattened man. It was amazing he could get the words out. The Buick was possessed and it didn't stop there.
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3We eschewed the Emperor - he was a tad too gamey for our tastes - and stuck with the 'shrooms. It was the longest and most memorable meal I've ever experienced.
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8hing ... orange! Yes, it's quite clear now. There's something orange in your future. That'll be $800," my psychic added. I should have seen that coming. Everything orange
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2Okay... *click* "Dazzling starlight fading into blackness." *click* "Alien forms slithering through a maze of underground caves." Uh...*click* "Claws raking blood-red sand."
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3To save face, I went before a board of directors. "Sorry, I got ahead of myself. It won't happen again," I swore and immediately did a face-plant. I kept my word though.
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4It seemed to work. "Do not want!" I heard someone say. Suddenly I was scooped up and tossed into a deep, dark place. It smells weird in here, but at least I'm still in one piece.
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2& you know... It was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except that I didn't have any seed pods and I was a suit. Otherwise it was the same. The last time I planted
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5"You dang Yank!" replied Dank. "Keep yer paws off my flank!" Frank thought it was a good prank but blamed it Hank. "Time for your tranq, Hank. Or you can walk the plank."
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6language. When it was time to go I climbed aboard the Pope-mobile. "I Want To Know What Love Is" just happened to be playing on the radio. I turned up volume and
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3and left a wake of destruction behind as he crashed into things. "Careful! That's Waterford crystal," the maitre d' warned. Suddenly Sandy released his dazed dance partner and
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3Was it the 'Hail Satan' banner hanging in the front window? Angels are so picky these days. Tsk, tsk. The gods must be crazy to keep rusty angels waiting in the wings, while
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10a wondrous ability - he could regenerate lost limbs and so of course he grew another tail. The gods would not like it, but that was too bad. Butch yelped and leapt toward Tum-Tums
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4his jeans just by bending and twisting. Jerry crimped his hair with flare and fervently fired up his boom box. Some of his favorite bands on this mix tape were guilty pleasures.
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9I'd ordered a cappuccino after 10 o'clock in the morning. I'm starting to wonder it that was the biggest mistake ever. The barista stared at me for the longest time. Finally she
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3All of the usual suspects were there. They served as each other's audiences; the rest of the time they spread their silly stories, with each fold sillier than the last. Pretty soon
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5to catch a glimpse of Lynch's plot holes. Cher stepped on Muskrats' tail which squealed and molted. Tiny, squirming clones of the flattened tail wrapped around her feet.
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3With his trusty Zippo, Bob lit some of the candles, which cast strange shadows on the walls. A rubber ducky bobbed in the bath water, while Bob dozed off to a recording of oceanic
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5and she must answer the call, lest she get stalled in the U-Bend again. She grabs a flask hanging from a peg on the wall and drinks deeply. Ah! It burns but 'tis oh so satisfying!