Finished Folds (641—660)
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4recycling bin outside his house. There had to be something left in there! He lifted a scotch bottle and breathed in the lingering scent. His cell phone rang. His AA sponsor was
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3The patient replied, "Hail, the mighty Maroon Sun Gods! They will return to rain fire upon us all, unless we make a sacrifice!" Dr. Kowslowski cleared his throat, "Nurse!"
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2"Wait, I know how to get to the bottom of it," I said. Peach Cobbler always buckled under pressure. Pancake and I caught up with him and Muffin Man. I brandished a toothpick
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5She felt her ideas weren't just loopy fruit fantasies. For the next week she kept a strict bananatarian diet and drank many banana daiquiris. Regina finally got fed up and split.
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2he stays alert and watchful. "I think therefore I ham," breathes Hognar the hognose snake as he slithers through a rocky valley. A pig lying under a blanket squeals as Hognar bumps
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5I was composing a particularly decent folding story. Suddenly, my hands stopped typing the words I wanted in the middle of the
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3"Kitchen cupboard, top shelf," I said calmly. The meth user zipped into the kitchen. Meanwhile I stealthily crept up behind him and held the socks in his face. "Ugh!" He fainted.
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2nervously clenched the steel bar below. What had that mischievous little monkey written this time? I nibbled on some sunflower seeds and contemplated the "ifs."
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6A tiny mouse that lived there in his mighty beard nibbled at the curried crumbs. Khaldoun the Forked sipped his tea and contemplated the meaning of life.
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1crushing her fragile sense of reality. The beast's beady black eyes focused on her, and she felt frozen to the spot. As the monstrosity came closer, her world went dark...
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3..if you know what I mean." Nastidemas didn't know, and didn't like that look in his eyes. She said,"I have news for you ol' raven. That's no chick. That's---" But the bird flew
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4neither falls flat nor comes back to bite you in the end. Unless your aim is to hang fire, do not sit on the folding fence. No hemming or hawing, seesawing or playing
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2off with someone's house. "You cray-cray. Put it back! What if the owner isn't done with it yet?" "I'm a hermit crab not a crayfish, silly." He tilted the shell to show the inside.
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1I heard voices. Voice #1: "Here's the buns. Where's the beef?" Voice #2: "Keep looking!" I knew then what was at stake. I could call the cops or stay & defend my Manwich costume.
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3in board sailed through the air and smacked them both in the face. It was so unexpected they had to take notice. Babbage and his friend appeased the Folders and saved the day.
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6Her seven manly man-friends placed her in a glass casket so the world could still see her whenever the mood struck. One late evening, a studly prince swaggered by on his trusty
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2have nothing to lose. So now I can do my thing morning, noon, and night. Mama still tries to visit me, but obviously I do not see her.
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4with a centaur. *Gulp* Eugene gave her a shiny package to unwrap. Inside she found a note entwined with an exquisite, shimmering object. Doris read aloud, "One Ring to Bind you,
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1yak houseboat. She had to constantly row to stay afloat, while simultaneously watching others eat scrumptious meals, for all eternity. She struck a desperate deal with
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3. She studied us like a hunter watches its prey, looking for signs of weakness, waiting for the right moment to swoop down and -- "Attention class!" Mrs. Owl's screeching voice