Finished Folds (961—980)
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3viewfinder, I sent a message via space-shuttle: Hey Blondie, thanks for the "lift". Hope I can return the favor someday. I signed and sent it off with a flourish. Then I waited.
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4Before it went any further though, I said it was knife to meet him, but I really had to be going home. "Butter luck next time," he said smoothly and gave me a pat on the back.
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4organism. I had to get to the bottom of this! I threw down my magic hat and cane in a great huff, and I stormed off the stage. Cruel Prof. Abalone would have to take up the slack.
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3That's when the plot thickened. I sat under the tree near his grave to regain my strength. Thunder rumbled in the distance. Then I heard a faint yet rhythmic scratching sound.
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4into the stitching out through the other side at an odd angle. This was no way to mend things. "Relax," Silas my assistant said sharply. "Seams like these will get you nowhere."
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6[Long pause] "Uh, well technically it does grow on trees. Money is made of paper, paper is made with wood pulp, and wood comes from trees."
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4the sky and singed the ground just inches from me. I looked up, ready to retract my previous proclamations of godlessness, when I saw sparks jumping off of a nearby utility pole.
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3I am the sensitive type; what else can I say? He dropped the coconuts and broke one open with a rock. Frothy milk spurted out and he took a gulp. "Piña coladas, anyone?"
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5nostrils with its tongue. Too often though the Alien dropped acid and left holes in the floor. Their first date was almost ruined when ET kept insisting that he phone home.
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3the ferocity of the wind and the way it tore at the trees, making them bend so low to the ground. It reminded me of that time I did the limbo while I was on vacation in St
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10...easy for you to say.
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6a field I'd recommend for the fainthearted. The little brat--er, that is, Charlie tried to bite another finger, and the dental drill slipped from my grasp. Oh well. That tooth was
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5, priapism, phallism, symbolism, spoonerism, malapropism, absurdism, cubism, surrealism, somnambulism, neorealism, futurism, tarantism, seism,
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3"Now that's something I haven't tried," said one party-goer before taking a bite. "Hm, interesting ... Tastes a little like chicken, but tougher. Must be the bamboo diet."
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3peace-sign sunglasses. I'd recognize them anywhere." Everyone took a good look. Yes, they were definitely John's. Dark red frames with rose-tinted lenses.
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3na na na nah. Na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah, Na na na nah! Here comes the hot folder!
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2you be sorry. I gonna put-a the pasta in your ears-a and up-a your nose-a, and I'ma gonna take out-a my new cheeseboard." "Okay, okay," said Ed. "I hid the Twinkies in my
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5with doggy paddling? I asked him this, but all I got in reply was a frown and extra laundry duties. The next day I was doing laps in the pool: backstroke, butterfly stroke,
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2But my doctor already told me there are no dietary restrictions. I should just use caution and not "overdo" it. During treatment I tried to eat healthy anyway, and I refrained from
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7"No," I said. "That's just my collarbone." Amanda seemed surprised and said it was very prominent; then she continued the massage. My shoulders were very sore, because