Finished Folds (1581—1600)
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4block & knife; cut it straight, right down the middle, a right state!" "M'kay Tate," she replied. Cool rhyming slang or no, I begged her to stop. "Can't you see, I'm irate?"
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4would last more than 8 minutes. Using my third eye I spied on them backstage. Like a useful idiot I could not dissuade them. Tool had a secret stash, including an opiate or two.
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4TV screens along with some brain cells whenever they're forced to watch The Wiggles song and dance routines. Parents and children alike beware their soul-stealing powers.
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1will herd me into submission. I ain't 'fraid of no Grammar Goblins. I've been burnt by them before - accused of misplacing modifiers, mixing idioms, writing run-on sentences, but
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5need to say?" She said, "I can't stand it anymore! You offer me vanilla, but that's not for me. I want chocolate, with nuts. I love nuts!" He stared, shocked. She didn't waffle.
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1Spelunker, Spelunker, Spelunker!" They sang to the tune of 'A-Hunting We Will Go'. "Doing what a hermit man can, he made his daily bids. He was a mole man with a plan..."
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4tinsel and put it on the tree." "No, that wasn't me," Walt adamantly told Eric. "That was Uncle Charlie. He said it'd be a gas but it backfired when the cockatoo pooed all over the
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5with a zesty finish of underhandedness and spite, leaving a slightly sour, sweaty aftertaste. But after all, they'd consumed whole cities - so they got their just desserts.
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5mead. And I should think the greatest matter you need to decide is where you're stayin' tonight. It's my house & I'm kickin' you out!" The lass tore the boar skin blanket from him.
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7Yer darn tootin'! Why just the other day I was just finishin' a particularly pertinent fold, when some whippersnapper came whistlin' by and folded before I could finish my thought.
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5up to their elbows in creativity, it is vital that one's FS cohorts be up to the task; otherwise a story can wind up like an unwanted orphan, wasting away in the dormant story pile
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6-gasp-magic underpants?!" Titters tore through the room. Buster squirmed under the weight of the hefty nurse and said, "Mama always said, 'It's what's inside that matters most.'"
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7favorite mug & left it unwashed on her desk. She unraveled two feet of toilet paper in the bathroom & blamed it on Jenna's cat. She *accidentally* erased Jenna's phone messages.
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2iandra overshadowed lush valleys full of orchids draped over trees. New growth sprung up underfoot. I heard a lovely birdsong and drank the last dregs of my morning brew. My guest
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2"You should only do that in a dark room," he said. "Look, now the film's ruined!" I saw my error and quickly snapped shut the lid of the camera's film compartment. I must have
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7back does it go? We should consider older FS users," said WilDom. "That's just what they want us to think!" MoralEnd said, tracing a finger over the list of possible conspirators.
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9& slid a hand in slowly. I pulled out a sleek black case. I pried open the lid and whipped out my Nikon. "Mind if I take your picture? You have the most exquisite looking
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3old," said Gramps, "And look at the size of it!" Jimmy stared, amazed at its ridged surface. It was like counting the bands on his mums fingers to recall how often she'd gotten hi
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2Hogg he knew didn't just "collide" with others. Something was amiss, Spidey surmised as he sniffed his finger. "Stop it," cried Hogg. "You don't know where that finger's been!"
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5Lobster Fra Diavolo & a side of Black Linguine. I always wondered what made the linguine black. David said, "You don't want to know" but I just had to ask. The frisky lobsters