Finished Folds (1841—1860)

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  Using a microphone in the hidden room, Putin asked the Professor what he'd been doing with his time, besides "doodling". The Prof brazenly yelled, "Putin, OUT!" A pause. Then giggl

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  2013-07-09 00:03:33

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  That's right: she was as high as a weather balloon. Skydivers and paragliders couldn't hold a candle to her - especially at such dizzying heights. There was no going back now.

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  2013-07-08 23:41:27

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  pollen & chose that moment to whiz by. Mr. Wedgewood sneezed his brains out all over my beautiful china, "Ow, that stings!" Then Babbity Bumble Herman the bee tried apologizing

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  2013-07-08 17:55:40

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  slogan and blew out thru my nose/bill, resulting in what I hoped what a platypus call. It sounded more duck-like than intended, however and a large flock of mallards approached.

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  2013-07-08 17:48:16

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  , sliding in the gooey white fluff, as it mushes under my bare feet and in between my toes. I'd duck under the low-hanging limbs of graham-cracker trees & then ask for s'more

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  2013-07-08 14:23:37

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  the healing power of laughter after hearing a good joke? Did you hear the one about the termite who walked into a bar, and asked, "Is the bartender here?"

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  2013-07-06 22:48:38

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  . The YTube video got several thousand views with the first several days. It was hot. Everyone was blown away by Squawkers' fantastic upload, showing Cramer's daring dare.

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  2013-07-06 00:48:22

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  p therapy led by Blackbeard intrigued Jack Sparrow. "Aye, when ye put it that way--" Jack cut off abruptly. The floor gave way, revealing a giant sea worm below waiting to swallow

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  2013-07-06 00:43:07

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  & all the rest of Scandinavia, for that matter. I might be waffling a bit on the subject, but I also like Nessie's. She can whip up a waffle comparable to the Kraken's creations.

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  2013-07-06 00:25:22

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  "Is it knockworse, or knockworst?" I wish I could find the missing link & solve this puzzle. Abe was getting fed up with the conversation though and said, "Stop grilling me!"

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  2013-07-06 00:04:52

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  pried her off the fly-papered wall. Tinkerbell had guzzled too much elderberry wine and had flown right into a trap. AA sponsors advised tipsy Tink to keep the plug in the jug.

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  2013-07-05 23:49:53

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  g for grapes from a bowl on her silver-plated desk. Surfing was strenuous work. Vienna wasn't just a silver surfer. She was also an ingenious internet surfer & had won awards for h

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  2013-07-05 19:24:58

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  watched them wistfully. Jed realized that Fido was the alpha male, but Jed hoped that someday he could be top dog himself, with wild female dogs waiting on him paw and foot.

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  2013-07-04 16:21:50

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  Dr Mallard, my shrink, said, "I asked you a question. Now's no time for show-and-tell." But I remained silent. Howdy Dowdy snorted & said, "No comments from the peanut gallery!"

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  2013-07-04 16:09:41

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  I wasn't sure how I was going to get the futon thru the bars of my cage & I was nervous about having to explain my situation to the furniture delivery guy. So I thought of a story

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  2013-07-04 15:48:57

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  admired it's designer curves. He could have fallen in, had he been close enough to its porcelain edges. When I squeezed its shiny knob, everyone in Brussels heard the bidet groan.

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  2013-07-04 00:16:20

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  someone needs to stop swing the flamethrower around our kitchen at dinnertime. I like my baked ziti with meatballs to be nice and crisp on top, but this seems excessive.

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  2013-07-04 00:05:15

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  , more fishy. He winked at me & said his name was Gil. I gasped & jerked away. Trying to calm myself, I focused on the undulating waves and breathed slowly. I began to feel sick.

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  2013-07-03 23:52:38

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  end, lest I fall sharply into the abyss below. The drop is very sudden and steep. I was surprised and at the same time highly suspicious of the horned physician's motives.

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  2013-07-03 23:46:32

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  it was so versatile. It was gravy. It was frosting. It was body wash, and it was made of essential oils! It could exfoliate, and it was rather tasty. An all-in-one product

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  2013-07-03 23:35:03