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He fished out the bodies, piled them up in his station wagon, and drove off. He needed to find a suitable spot to hide the bodies, somewhere no one would look. He headed toward -
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crumbled over the concrete and broke into a million pieces. But something wasn't right. Even though the computer had been destroyed, she still felt
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Change is coming." Of course I never actually murder President Obama. But Lord knows I've wanted to. I once schemed and planned to attack him when he
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got all up in mah grill. I looked at her with anger in my eyes. Why couldn't she have stayed on her side of the bed? I proceeded to
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I was at a fork in the road. I had to decide whether I wanted to pursue a career in poetry or professional wrestling. On the one hand, professional wrestling would allow me to
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I was trying to keep from blacking out, as the sight of the waves crashing against those Baywatch-esque babes' boobs was something truly enjoyable. I was unsuccessful and the last
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I found myself stranded at the bus stop. I was surrounded by heat and sand, just as the Mexican elder's prophecy had stated. I was scared, but I told myself it was all in my head.
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The black clouds were rolling up above. I could hear the crack of thunder. I was cold, hungry, and tired. Still, I pushed on. I needed to get out of the rainforest and back to
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"Hey, octopus! How much longer till we get there?" The octopus responded, "First, we must get through these beautiful fields, then we'll be in the neon town." I sighed and said,
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I was nonchalantly walking away with, he quickly yelled, "Hey! You didn't pay for that!" I ran out and headed to the ER to help Joan recover from the surgery. When I got there,
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texture of the innermost boogers seemed to scratch at the inside of my nostrils. It felt good, even despite the pain and bleeding. I poked my nose further, and then
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the Crowning of the Hippo Festival. Oh, what a wondrous night that was. It was the night I felt most alive, and it was during the tenor's song that I saw
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strangle his victims to death. Or so he thought. Half the time they escaped the minute he would turn his back. Scarn wasn't the brightest if ag
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get behind him and
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began to choke. I coughed and coughed ... and coughed and coughed . Everything started getting dark around me, and I thought, "Man, this is one big
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I had never seen one before. What the heck did I know? To me, he was an angel. He held my hand and pointed at the burlesque house across the street. I didn't know
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Luigi stood over Mario's bloody body. No longer would Luigi take a backseat to his portly brother. Now he had to hide the the body and the evidence. All of a sudden Wario walked in
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went out for some delicious ass burgers and French fries. It was a celebration meant to mock the illness, but happiness quickly turned to fear, as two thugs
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I went to bed, woke up the next morning, and sat on the toilet. It was symbolic of the crappy life I had led up to this point, and of the crappy life I would lead from now on.
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I cooked him good, tossed him around a lard-laden frying pan until he was crunchy and greasy, and then I threw him onto my plate and