Finished Folds (61—80)
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3May as well fry the celery. I use it instead of nuts on my ice cream. I am allergic to nuts but love
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1they do sing alot. Laughter all but disappeared after Widow Black lost her beloved parrot. The town posted missing signs and asked Nancy Grace to
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0Oh that would never work. I am going to hop on the bus, not pay my fare, and if the bus driver kicks me off I will slap him. I am going to get that pretzel even if it
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2ever escape these hills. It is bad enough to be a well seasoned experienced hillbilly, but for a small child, it is a very rude awakening. The chances that Laputa well ever see
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1be better off without him. At the same time, he is rather close to shore, if I right his wheelchair I can probably save his life. Do you think they will give me the key to the
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2Oh for lost days of catchy jingles. How we loved to sing along with gumby and pokey. And I recall fondly the sweet sound of "thats cat," Well, enough of this trip down memory
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3for a happy dentist who would take a few shots of nitros himself before attacking the mess in his patients mouth.
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5Hi my name is Hubert, and I will be your pilot this afternoon. We have Natasha in the cabin to tend to your needs. This is no ordinary flight ladies and gentlement. We have lots
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2questioned keeping them on the menu. Fish and game wardens rushing to gather evidence as to the DNA of this carnivor ducks. Genetic mutation or a random flock of flesh eaters
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0following it to the letter, which might make it okay if I eat what she has worked so hard to prepare. What is that wonderful smell coming out of the kitchen I asked her. Oh just
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2toaster oven, but she managed to escape. How can I kill her without getting caught? Well back to another episode of 1000 ways to die. There must be
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0an iced latte? Good lord, I am tired for feeling like an outcast. Apart from my hunting sparrows in the public park, there isn't anything unusual about
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1decided to hitch a ride with a stranger. Let's blow this joint, I said to my sleepy yellow cat. Let's see what we can find beyond this yellow brick road.
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1not to worry. I know that they must be hiding from the big freeze in Florida, but you can not hide forever. Even if you are Orange Julius.
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2muffin shop. Everyone loved Elaine. We had intended an entire male crew, wih an occassional female posed as a date. But after
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2opened a box of arm and hammer. That should do something about the smell. I just don't had time for this she thought. I have an appointment at the
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1such a scrapper! My god, kicking and scratching like some kind of cage fighter. I had never thought that a person could use their
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1have no sense of style. We have watched those six kids go from kinda cute, to a litter of super freaks. Marsha never got her nose fixed and rumor has it her and her brother
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3one armed bandit. It may not prevent pregnancy or double as an IED but when you hit a jackpot ooooh boy do you know it!
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1looked very much like the UPS guy. Dad welcomed him into the family, and