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all stared at me as I got ready to lift. In retrospect, I realize that I was a car wreck from which they couldn't look away. "Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big?" I think -
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- i instinctively grabbed at the spot, and felt the warm gooey mass oozing out. Visions exited my brain as quickly as they could enter. Was this my brain? How did I still have
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what was left of our faux-grass doormat. The little white daisy had fallen off years earlier, before he had been born. He took one last look outside before returning to his room,
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bit unnerving. Even though he wasn't really there, I expected that he would at least feign giving me some privacy while my breakfast and lunch splattered all around me. The stench
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He didn't run. He couldn't. The poison was beginning to work, and he knew there was no escaping his impending death. I set down my knife and calmly exited into the alley.
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school having survived a columbian soccer match! As I turned to gather my hat, it felt as if the entire stadium was shaken, as if inside a snow globe. I'm not sure where the man
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on, but I'd already seen this episode. I told her "no" anyway, because I wasn't about to watch another episode of Oprah today. I bitterly returned to my tiger roll and thought
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Still, he couldn't help but love her. He knew the power that Goofy held over women, and men too, for that matter. But this was no longer a laughing matter, he had to make a stand.