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e toys had set up. Prussian tin soldiers tidily bayoneted the mice until the 7-headed rat king confronted the nutcracker. To aid her prince, Marie desperately dug her tiny stiletto -
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a starfish wasting disease he'd caught eating sea urchin gonads at NYSushi. Biting his rubber ring, Ned watched Starfish-McMahan melt, shed his lesioning skin & revert to cop form.
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h us.But when I then glanced at Denis' sister across the table, I couldn't for all the world imagine a more honest soul, her gleaming tears and radiant smiles graved into my heart.
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Pulling the rope, I can move the toy so the knife cuts the cow's leash. The freed cow runs through the barn door, which tilts the ladder to the barn loft, and I'm free! McCowver!!!
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He sought Loyalty & Devotion. Loyalty was lost, but deep down he found Devotion. As Joy came back to him he suddenly felt Fear gnawing at him! To overcome Fear, Loyalty was needed.
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Ough! I hit a hydrant. Crash! The specimen jars fall on the floor. Splosh! My loot from the spermbank goes down the drain. Ouch! The shards cut me. Sigh! I need to rob a bloodbank.
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who works in IT, that's what my friends suggested, making funny faces. But I'm smart enough for IT! I'll ask the guys in IT. Someday I'll work in IT myself and know all about IT!!!
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I'm in bumjiggle trance as the last guest leaves the bar. Sybil appears behind me. "One more night like this and I will have to fire you, Pete. It's not you, it's… your bumjiggle!"
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gnawing the artificial insemination cow apart from the legs up. Feeling their cow sink into the tide of rats, it dawned on our heroes that they had picked the wrong escape steed.
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ristianity could perhaps be accomplished without killing him. Instead, we entrusted our demon child to the care of good Rev. Graham who would treat the boy with aloe vera ointment.
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fled deeper into the subterranean tunnels. McMahan's transformation into a starfish-being neared completion. Ned frantically searched his bag for weapons, but he had brought only
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Suddenly he stumbled onto a moonlit glade. A mungo beanstalk was growing out of fungus: "Climb to my treasure & you will overcome both your fear & the other kids." Mungo looked up.
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sturdy sea horses swiftly pulled the marble coach across the foaming waves. As the bride watched her home shores shrink into the red horizon, she held her husband's hand and spoke:
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ing the fire, Tinman was able to think freely, even while being molten. "No piano, no parmigiano" Dorotea used to say to him. Now these words rang hollow… like a tin, he thought.
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triggered. Tazreen™ & Kentex™ would then demonstrate their labour competitiveness by live-broadcasting the panicking sweatshop slaves' scramble to their sneering US & EU investors.
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, started bursting bright colors & tumbled towards the worlds The Creator wished obliterated. Puny 2-legs smiled at me & wished for the "star" to end their miseries. O how I would!
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"Well, Watson, obviously Prof. Moriarty replaced the bell with a fake one, to suppress the alarm. How do I know?" Holmes produced a derringer. "It's because I helped him. Now DIE!"
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We tried to register a trademark but the most appropriate name & logo were already taken. In frustration, our engineer mounted the newly invented Apple Car & mushed it into a tree.
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an overpriced startup. Goldman quickly resold their stake overseas to their old chum Draghi. The EU's fate now depended on my venture. "No worry" I told them "What could go wrong?"
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arriving, they'd have oolong & battenberg & yolky custard. It'd all be over!…Behind him in the ruddy mud, a befuddled Punisher Recon One twiddled his NVGs and fiddled with his M40…