Finished Folds (721—740)
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4executive officer, e.e. cummings, abruptly resigned, citing "family reasons". in fact, he just wanted time to write poetry in silence. the fjords of norway were scenic and majestic
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3still would have picked up the habit but would have smoked Winston Menthols, not the Marlboro Reds. By 31, her teeth were black and her skin resembled beefalo jerky. Her mother
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3Lifting my shirt, I pointed towards my navel. The insurance agent hesitated, then placed his ear against my gut. "Hmmm," he hmmmed. "Sounds like a burrito to me. It's Aramaic, the
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6spontaneously healed. I dunked a basketball using my feet. The Dark One had kept his word. I would go on to NBA fame and a long life of fortune and acclaim. But collect, He would.
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7with chainsaws, I thought, as I watched Country Hootie's combination singing and juggling act. He could sing all the classics while juggling an amazing variety of objects: knives,
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3along those lines, a misdemeanor, or what have you." My brother rifled through the stolen mail, tossing the items asunder. "Whatever. Hey, this looks cool." He held out a purple
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4auditioning to become a testicular model. In walked Costanza with oven mitts on his hands. His glowing face fell when he realized where his agent had sent him. "No..." He retreated
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3Ben re-tallied the bills in his wallet. "3600, 3700,.." The drop bear took a swipe at his head but missed when Ben tripped over a human head. He rolled on his side and cringed as
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4ade kissy-faces in the mirror for hours on the day he discovered his unbound love for himself. "This is more than infatuation," he cooed. "It's the real deal!" As Mad Max, Mel had
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5"If you want to call that living," Dr Pitt. replied. He stepped to an upright metal cabinet, unfastened a combination lock, and opened the door. Thomas Dolby was suspended in a
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3Tense air, it turned out, was a disappointment on rye. As my wife vacuumed the sink, I pondered the industrial applications of "soquids". Mobile devices? Probably not. Construction
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2Forever, a distant descendent of the ignoble Commanche leader Chief Running Away Ex Post Haste, was busy staring into empty jar of olives. When the submarine struck an outcropping,
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6she was so tiny and the Germans just hated obvious, intentional irony. By sheer coincidence, the category "Heavy Chicks" appeared again in 2004, on Jeopardy, during the reign of
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3into despair at the Captain's plea, turned to stone, and crumbled into dust under his own weight. The crew cheered, and Capt. M. guffawed. "The idiot fell for that bullshit!"
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3ht sight of the 1200 lbs. girl. At least, that's what they said. Given the way that space warped around her, I estimated she had the density of a neutron star; the lost dark matter
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2to give a presentation on naturopathic birthing techniques. "If you warm a dilute gelatin solution to 98F, you can ease the transition from womb to world, resulting in a healthier
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6a 13 ball she'd swiped from the Slippery Stick pool hall and medical mj dispensary. He gulped, and let Medusa pass; he knew of the legend of Medusa of the 13th Eye and was not
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2instigating an epidemic of self-abuse. The CDC had become ineffectual in matters of moral health, so the big money boys made a pact in Davos. "We can't let Carter in on this,"
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4anthemums is a delicate business. In fact, it is stupid to mine for flowers when they grow in abundance, openly, in fields! But I needed a rock face, Telly wanted a bouquet, and we
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4a roman candle when the aerosol collided with the lightsaber beam. Tagger howled with delight at their brilliant spectacle, but their mirth was disrupted when the Imperial Cops