Finished Folds (1201—1220)
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4sign this nuclear non-proliferation agreement! The terms are preposterous!" There was no way I was going to relinquish our military advantage nor be required to wear a training bra
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3long for the days of labor camps, when women in labor were sequestered in the periphery. Sykes, with her seventeen wombs, was a hell of a juggler; this made her dangerous in more
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1Better yet, The Jam. The best revenge is a forgotten band from the late 70s or early 80s. Pink flags at football games? An homage to Wire? Barkley's prints are all over this. He
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2began screaming as the whips decorated her backside with crimson marks. But black-and-white crimson marks are anachronistic, and should be avoided in this age of mobile
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2to have her taxes done?" asked his sleepy accountant. "Now now," he cooed, smiling. He tucked the tuckered accountant in, turned off the light, and blocked off the igloo entrance.
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1Field enveloped the valley, changing the political environment dramatically. The animal pollsters became disoriented, leading to a stampede when the pelican from Gallup mistakingly
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10heard of electricity, but never actually tasted it. But after a few seconds, the disappointing truth occurred to her: electricity tastes just like chicken. Her dinner plans were
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5To their chagrin, they realized that "he" was less "man" than "inflatable punching clown". Worse than that, it was one of those multi-purpose model, meant both for punching and for
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1trans-dimensional collapse. "Don't wear the damned things near the LHC!" I had implored. Now, we had a black hole on our hands. "Dancing and physics do not mix," Feynmann had
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2purple. But Home Depot was out of the popular color, so he settled on "discontent orange" which was really "safety orange", but statistically even safer according to the actuarial
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3McMurphy was not impressed. He signaled for Chief, who sauntered over with his typical patience. "Hey, Chief, get a load of this Cockadoodle character. What say we show him the
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2Instead, he keeled over from a massive coronary, a coronary so massive that it killed everyone within a klick and caused them to spontaneously adopt the metric
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3But he held a trump card: he was a duck. His bill fascinated the other soldiers, igniting rumors that he was "touched" by Ur-Vorg, and soon he was promoted to the rank of
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6to wait for God to modify physics. But God, not existing, was in a mean mood. Water would remain water, at least for the night. The He appeared in Farmer Bill's dream and yelled
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3at the precipice and gulped as he stared into The Void. It was not your run-of-the-mill, dollar store void, but the real thing. Never make a bet with a demon-whore. He took a deep
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2and into the badlands of Wyoming. Cheney was out there, in the wilderness, with his renegade corndog stand a sawed-off shotgun for any and all comers unwilling to commit to the
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5needed a victory after the coal mines were abandoned and filled with styrofoam as part of a grade-school art project initiated by the noted anthropologist and former Miss Universe
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5University. Bloomberg was interested in an unusual addition to his secret harem. He'd sure show that Christie character! But then he got the phone call from Putin who vacationed in
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1Without warning, the chowder turned to Minestrone, then to dishwater. Congress was informed. The generals palms began to sweat crude oil, the sweet stuff, which provoked the
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6demanding in general, but during the harvest would prove quite helpful. She kept the scythes sharp for us field-hands as we plodded through the abundant crop and lopped off the