Finished Folds (21—40)
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2So I looked away. Then I heard him whistle at me. I tried to ignore the construction worker's come-ons, but he became more aggressive the more I ignored him -- or her, if he/she
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4to take the monster to court for defamation. The trial was a scandal, nationally televised, featuring Johnnie Cochran for the defense and David Boies for the plaintiff, Stelle. In
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3mine, the most romantic spot that Josef K, geologist, can imagine. Fraulein Tolliver detests the cold and uncomfortable mine almost as much as she loves her darling Josef and his
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3done -- no drugs, psychotherapy, aerobics, tai chi, self-torture, etc., could have prevented me from eating that carcass. I was starving!" Carmittle belched. Dennis stared at her
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12into my pillow and let the soothing voice lull me to sleep. My dreams that night, of course,were of ISIS receiving H bombs from Kim Jung Un. Never eat a Halloween sack full of
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5fell to his knees & begun to dig in the strip of lawn separating the street from the sidewalk. Perhaps in this slender strip of neutral estate he would find the key to his rampant
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4Sara, hoping that the dog would prove a more loyal companion than "his" woman. The canine Sara, however, was a mean-tempered bitch & eventually he abandoned her deep in the woods.
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4as his alma mater's football team got slaughtered in the Vatican Chastity Bowl -- literally so, as Jehovah rained lightning bolts up and down the sideline. The 27th Prophet changed
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4Sadly, God miscalculated and the Really Really Big Bang destroyed the universe which had been created by the Big Bang. "Goddammit!" he cursed, using His own name in vain. "It took
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7in which the Marquis de Sade was imprisoned, the chief geôlier, under the marquis' command (as he was well-rewarded), hastened to supply his secret employer with all manner of
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6how Data perceived the malfunction by actually taking peyote herself, but this daffy technique resulted mainly in 37 lost hours. When Troi recovered, she was nude in LaForge's bed.
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4possible epitaph, your last words, a reflection of who you truly are as a human, or an alien, as the case may be. DO NOT TAKE IT LIGHTLY! Centuries from now, your final fold may
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6Det. Manatee (resurrected) re-read the first two folds of the incipient story and frowned. The key to the mystery was in the 3 asterisks -- AST? AIL? OOL? OLD? There were too many
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6us all, the entire Brady family, to this day, none more than I, except perhaps Peter. Alice had an allergic reaction to shellfish and died dreadfully, of asphyxia. It was Peter who
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4"But Dad, I already know." The father's face fell. "But who taught you?" The son looked at the floor, ashamed. "It was Mom." The father froze as his face turned purple. "WHAT?!?"
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3was shocked that this ne'er-do-well would know anything of scotch whisky, not to mention such a top shelf variety. "Groot! This is a remarkable single malt," said the professor.
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3"This is the last time we're traveling to Scandinavia," I told my wife. "These traffic signs take an hour to read!" She flipped frantically through the Finnish-English dictionary,
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2from those warts, the dreaded brain warts, and there was no treatment, just a slow, excruciating journey into madness and extinction, and in the meantime his writing career would
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5that it bore through the floor, emitting a wisp of smoke. The cursed turnip continued through the crust &mantle, and when it hit the core a jet of lava shot into Martha Stewart's
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2ignored me, too busy fiddling with their iPhones. I collapsed against the wall and grabbed my knees. The angst of a 12-year old girl is the awful! To make matters worse, my glands